Women!

[Archae]

:D


A woman and a man were involved in a car accident; a bad one. Both of
their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them were
hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said, "So you're a man.
I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but
we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
completely!" "This must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded in agreement,
opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.

The woman took the bottle, put the cap back on, and handed it back to the
man.

The man asked, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replied, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

And the MORAL OF THE STORY is:

Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.