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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 04:43 PM
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My mechanic asked me if I blew a seal.
I said no, it was just some ice cream
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a_random_joel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 04:43 PM
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1. Kip Adatta - Wet Dream
Nice try.
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frylock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 04:48 PM
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2. no, but i've consorted with manatees
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 04:48 PM
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3. The doctor told me I was a paranoid/schizophrenic
My multiple personalities are out to get me.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 04:56 PM
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4. that's a rather personal question to be asking a customer
who's about to spend (i was going to say 'blow' here) a couple grand in his/her establishment. and a fairly rank assuption on the part of your mechanic. what a perv.
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Inland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 05:02 PM
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5. "we're just friends."
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 05:22 PM
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6. Blowing a SEAL is risky business.
Watch out for the Seamen.
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 05:27 PM
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7. My favorite "classic dirty joke"
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-04 05:29 PM
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8. No. But I once hump backed.
Sorry.

Couldn't help myself.
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