I want to lie in wait for the SOB that keeps....

[notadmblnd]

tearing my Kerry/Edwards sign down. When I catch it... what should I do with it?

[asthmaticeog]

1. Kill it and eat it.

Unless it's a human. Then just eat it alive.

[notadmblnd]

8. Probably rotten

I'm thinking of getting it laminated and putting it back up. Whats something realy icky I could put on it for them to stick their hands in? Vasoline?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Don rubber gloves

and rub the sign all over with the hottest peppers available.

He'll get quite a surprise when he takes a wizz. :evilgrin:

[shaolinmonkey]

2. Report him/her to the police for destruction of property,

vandalism and trespassing.

[MichaelHarris]

3. File Federal charges

use hate crime laws and/or discrimination charges.

[Kelli372]

4. Take his picture in the act and hang it on neighborhood phone poles

With a witty message on it identifying him for what he is...a cowardly freeper thief!

[Wickerman]

5. Photos to turn over the LE

theft and vandalism.

[DS1]

6. Princess Diana Memorial Landmine

Blow the anti-Constitutional motherfucker to pieces.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. I just spit water!

That was priceless.

[Lavender Brown]

7. What a loser

Aren't people embarrassed to be sneaking around stealing signs?

[notadmblnd]

10. They don't steal it.. they just tear it down

and throw it on the ground.. I put it back up on the tree at the road.. but I put another one up on the front deck.. let's just see if they have the nerve to come up on the porch to tear it off

[tedoll78]

9. Where is your sign being displayed?

You could shoot him/her in the knee and claim that you were defending your own property and family..

Naaahh.. :P

[russian33]

12. Wait till tuesday, and use an assault weapon...hehe

[DebJ]

13. Call police. File charges. Take a pic. Make sure newspapers

print the name, and get his voter registration info (ie Republican)

[the Kelly Gang]

14. do you have a video camera you can set up and leave filming ?

[notadmblnd]

18. I do,, I have a small digital camera and a software program

called watchdog.. it's designed for monitoring babysitters and such.. If I left it on all night I dont know if I would exceed file limits.. and I do so want to confront the SOB in person.. all my neighbors know that I'm recently widowed and I think it's really shitty that they would do something like this. But I will take cam camera out with me maybe record my confrontation?

[Champion Jack]

15. best thing to do with him

Keep him

[Dookus]

16. string some barbed wire around the back of the sign

so anybody grabbing it gets hurt. When you hear the scream, run outside and laugh at him. Then pee on him.

[Lefty48197]

17. Call the truant officer.

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[Endangered Specie]

20. set up a nice home for a Black Widow on or near the sign.

Rig it so it gets disturbed if the sign is moved.

[mistertrickster]

21. Calmly explain to him that this is a free speech issue that all Americans

agree on.

Use every opportunity to prove the liberal side as reasonable and right--you never know when you're going to strike a responsive chord.

We're trying to build a better society here, not just indulge our personal vendettas, heh.

On edit--if that doesn't work, you might think of investing in an electric fence charger. Enough said.