I'm in a really bitchy mood. Unusual for me. Feel like being abused?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

ROFL.

That laughing wasn't for real. I didn't really laugh. Just felt like typing that.

Got a problem with it????

First one who suggests my mood is due to anything chemical or physiological gets to wear their balls as earrings.

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Are you feeling gerbilcidal?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

9. No.

And that's not funny.

[EnfantTerrible]

2. Your mood could be

Lunar?

[WMliberal]

4. haha. yeah. women and those darn waning gibbusses

[Catch22Dem]

5. HAHAHA

You said "waning gubbus" :evilgrin:

I've only known one other person to blame something on a waning gibbus.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

15. What's your problem?

You like laughing, huh?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

10. Fuck you.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

14. Fuck no

what's your problem?

[EnfantTerrible]

16. Well you see...

I've got this bitch who keeps telling me to fuck off...

:smoke:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

18. And your problem with it is?

You like it? You want me to keep it up?

Admit it, you LOVE the abuse.

[EnfantTerrible]

19. Yes mistress...

I'm not worthy of the abuse.


:spank:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

21. I didn't give you permission to call me mistress

[EnfantTerrible]

22. tee hee... i know...

spank me... please... i'm insubordinate


:spank: :spank:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

23. GET OVER HERE

THEN. NOW.

[EnfantTerrible]

25. whimper whimper... fawn.... cower cower.... whimper

:smoke:

was that good for you?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

29. Appropriate yes

but you get no flattery from me.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Scream that your name is GEORGE W. BUSH and you DESERVE this ass-whupping!

[EnfantTerrible]

30. Fuck you

I draw the line...

...did you buy it?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

32. NO

that means you get more torture.

This time, I am NOT going to spank you. Just to make you crazy.

MUWAHAHAHAHA.

[EnfantTerrible]

40. Sorry to be away so long

I was sulking.

may i have a spanking now? How about a pinch?

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

42. Ok/

Pinch.

That took relatively little effort on my part.

[EnfantTerrible]

43. Thank you mistress

Nice to see you smiling again.

...not sure how I feel about you and Mr. Pitt. ...no... wait... aaaaahhhhh... it's sweet torture...



;-)

[WMliberal]

3. eat some chocolate. calm down.

it's just like harry potter with dementors.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

11. Don't tell me to calm down.

Are you male? Do you have testicles?

[Djinn]

6. mee too

although there's a few people who'd say it's not that unusual for me! I wouldn't ever suggest someone's mood was chemical-related but the solution for my own mood sure will be tonight - I'm gonna wash off the slime from today's wading in the shallow end of the gene pool with copious amounts of alcohol and as my stupid workplace couldn't get my pay right (again) I dunno if I'll bother coming in tommorrow!

[IconoclastIlene]

7. I feel pretty pissy, too.

I'm glad you mentioned it!!! PMS, the moon, the peri menopause, the president of the USA, it could be any number of things.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

12. It's none of those fucking things

except maybe the last thing you mentioned.

He can BITE my ASS.

[shawcomm]

8. Could you make mine clip-ons?

I'm afraid to get my ears pierced.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

13. Fuck no.

Pierced. Twice. The second hole would be JUST FOR FUN.

[Dookus]

17. My Aunt Flo used to get like that

we used to rag on her something fierce.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

20. Hand over the testicles.

[shawcomm]

24. I wonder if that directive has ever been uttered before...

This could be a first. I'm privileged and honored to have witnessed it.

:party:

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

28. Oh honey

it's been said in this house before.

[LunaSea]

26. yeah, that was amazing

wonder where he'll find shoes to match the earrings.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

27. Well he better start shopping

because I am thinking about shellacking his testicles when he hands them over. They will be nice and shiny. Nice, shiny strange earrings.

[WilliamPitt]

31. Your mood is due to something chemical or physiological

I'm ready for my close-up. :)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

33. Hand over the testicles.

Oh yes, William Rivers Pitt, I have been waiting for yours for a long time.

[WilliamPitt]

34. Yikes...e-teabagging.

The wonders of this modern world... ;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

35. YOU

are going to be teabagging your OWN.

Did you get a visual?

Good.

Now stop stalling and hand 'em over. Pierced or clip-on?

[WilliamPitt]

36. Metal spike, please

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

37. Oh you like the rough stuff, eh?

I saw that video of you at the RNC interviewing that girl. It did NOTHING to lessen my "crush" as I was hoping it would.

So be careful what you ask for, Mr. Pitt. I very well may just....

Nevermind!

;-)

[WilliamPitt]

38. Better mood now?

;)

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

39. Oh yes

spanking the crap out of someone will do that for ya.

:-)

By the way, in all seriousness, you rock. Did I ever tell you about the first time I read one of your articles? Someone emailed it to me (I didn't even post on DU then) and I printed it off and read it when I went to bed that night. It was about Iraq. For some reason I got the sense you were much older. Anyway, I put the article down on my nightstand, turned off my lamp, and thought to myself, "Will Pitt, whoever you are, thank you for writing that."

Little did I know you posted here!

[WilliamPitt]

41. Why thank you!

:)