people who would have sex with me if I let em? population 0

[JohnKleeb]

I am a loser :D. Just playful dissing of myself.

[DemBones DemBones]

1. John, John, be patient, son. I'm sure you

could find somebody to have sex with if that's all you want but you probably would like to have romantic involvement as well as sex, or at least like the girl a bit. Before you know it, you'll be like me: middle-aged and giving sex advice to kids!

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

2. I am dissing myself

for kicks, oh lord it will be before I know it, I ran in to my sophomore english teacher and it seems like it was yesterday I was in that class. Of course, I gotta get to know and have other romantic involvement. Is it wrong to have multiple crushes? many of these are sorta looks crushes but these are nice people too.

[liontamer]

3. it's never wrong to have multiple crushes

Especially when you're young. Just make sure you take full advantage of birth control and STD preventives before you have sex.

[JohnKleeb]

4. I know

[Nikia]

7. Not when your single

If you are not actually seeing anyone, it isn't good to put all your eggs in one basket. If you do, you'll get more hurt if you are rejected. Once you are in a relationship, you might want to concentrate more on the girl you are with. Of course teenage romances often are fleeting, so you might not want to totally let go of your other crushes.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. Oh Lord before you know it Duckie will be KICKING YOUR ASS...

You know how I feel about you talking about yourself like this.
Duckie

[JohnKleeb]

19. but the choir beat me up yesterday

and my back is still sore from a certain little fucker.

[KG]

5. sex is over-rated anyway....

at least, that's what i try tell myself.... :)

[JohnKleeb]

6. hah I doubt it

[Nikia]

8. Don't worry too much yet

My husband didn't have sex until he was 19, now he has sex often.

[MrScorpio]

9. Homes, you have to grow up first

I know that the hormones are screaming at you right now, but some things are worth wait.

In two to three years you'll have more ass that you know what to do with.

PS. The secret to getting some: Confidence in yourself. (Just don't confuse it with arrogance)

[Festivito]

10. When you find one and that you've stopped looking at others...

It should tell you something. Until then, what's your problem?

Being master at self deprecation is better than being decrepit at self... NOPE, oh, never mind?

[elperromagico]

11. Everybody knows John Kleeb's a stone cold pimp.

:D

[JohnKleeb]

12. hah ya dreamin

[elperromagico]

13. Rave on, brother man. Rave on.

Real groovy. :smoke:

[JohnKleeb]

14. no I say ya dreamin there

Though homecoming was quite neat last year.

[elperromagico]

17. I dig, brother. I dig.

On the down low, my man. :smoke:

[jeff30997]

15. I would gladly give you some pity sex but...

Unfortunately I'm a male hetero. :)

[JohnKleeb]

16. as am I

[Catholic Sensation]

20. Homes, self dissing won't get ya too many shorties

You gotta be a straight up playa and tell them bitches how ya feelin them. I got 99 problems, Kleeb, but a bitch ain't one. Go up to one and be like "put your number on this paper, cuz I would like to date ya, holla at ya when i come off tour." And if some cock blocker tries to knock the hustle, simply be like he's not real to me, he doesn't exist, clock his ass and be like "poof, vamoose son of a bitch."

Ladies is pimps too :D

[JohnKleeb]

21. you know I dont talk like that

I talk in mick speak, hey lass want to ride in me paddywagon.