One of us had to keep track

[MichaelHarris]

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the <2004> Summer Olympics that they would like to take back

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them . . . Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[Political_Junkie]

1. LMAO

Thanks for the morning chuckle. I needed that!

[Mr Bojangles]

2. Those and more

at Snopes

It's marked as "indeterminable origin" so there's no telling if any of these were said, but they all seem probable enough xD

[LiberalVoice]

3. I love 8!

I literally LOL...9 was great too just cuz s/he realized what s/he said!

[VOX]

4. True or not, these are funny!!!

thanks -- :toast: