13 posts to 4,000

[MrScorpio]

I'm taking my sweet, sweet time.

(BTW, this is an up-in-your-face challenge against you to make me move faster)

[BootinUp]

1. Bring it on!

;)

[MrScorpio]

3. Did your mommy dress you, Girleyman?

You can't possibly have dressed yourself like that
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[BootinUp]

6. I challenge you to a duel suh!

You have besmirched my honah!

[MrScorpio]

8. I,2,3,4 - I challenge you to a Thumb War

Put 'em up!!!

(9 to go)

[soothsayer]

2. but aren't you at 3987?

is that 'new math' or somethin'?

[MrScorpio]

5. Duh!! I fixed it

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[lil-petunia]

4. No I refuse. I aboslutely refuse to help you on your way

and I demand an answer as to why I should give you any support.

a) this is sunday.

b) The storm over florida is still larger than the entire state

c) I haven't had my second cuppa yet.

So, pray tell, just how do you deal with these incisive, deadly criticisms, without reacting like the old Kerry campaign and turning away all four cheeks?

[MrScorpio]

7. I'd crack jokes on Bush from nine ways to Sunday

Something about this country that loves for its politicians to act as amatuer stand-up comics.

Give the people what they want.
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[Spiffarino]

9. How can we be sure you're really on DU?

There is a rumor of an innuendo that there is a cadre of DUers who actually possibly might have served with you on DU, and some say you were nowhere to be found!

What say you, sir?!?

[MrScorpio]

10. I've got two words for those Swifty wannabes:

"BITE ME!!!"

That should solve that issue.

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[UTUSN]

11. This I Gotta See

What are you doing up so early? What time did you close the bar?

[MrScorpio]

12. No comment on both questions

I have secrets to keep

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[lil-petunia]

13. and who was that person on your arm as you left?

By the way, what is the negative square root of Pi?

How's your theorum on quark - antimatter interaction?

[MrScorpio]

15. You... Hurt... My... Brain...

It got overloaded trying to explain the Heisenberg uncertainty theory

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[UTUSN]

16. Run This When You Get There

http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html

[MrScorpio]

20. Thanks, guy

That was fun

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

14. HA

Post, fool

I'm almost at 10k, catch up!

[MrScorpio]

17. My posts are like fine wine - Rare and tasteful

Your's are like Mad Dog 20-20...

Get my drift?

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[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. No way

My posts are like hard lemonade... the first one may taste sweet, but repeated they'll cause heart burn.

[ornotna]

18. Detroit Lions suck

Go Tampa!!!

[MrScorpio]

19. Think about this:

We stayed in the NFC North and you guys were bannished.

Mmmm, I wonder why.

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[ornotna]

21. Stayed in the NFC north?

I seem to recall it being called NFC central. We were so special, they made a devision just for us. :P

[Spiffarino]

22. HE MADE IT!

Nice going, Scorpio! :toast: