The bar is open, Drinkers

[MrScorpio]

Get ready to drink up.

Name your poison!!!

[bigwillq]

1. Heineken, please!

Thanks in advance

[MrScorpio]

3. Enjoy your Heinie!!

[bigwillq]

11. Thanks man, you're the best!

I really am enjoying your "Face of DU" thread.

I guess I should get my ass over there and respond.

[MrScorpio]

12. Go right ahead and make your mark

The people here want to get to know you.

[bigwillq]

30. I just posted

in your "Face of DU" thread!!

[MrScorpio]

31. I just read it - It's a good one

U Da Man, bigwillq

Thanks

[bigwillq]

32. No U Da Man

Again, thanks for starting that thread.

I think it should be nominated for the front page.

[shawcomm]

18. Just what I was thinking, but

in those cool little keg cans.

[MrScorpio]

22. Take your pick

The ladies are waiting

[sendero]

2. How 'bout....

.... a frosty mug (or two) of Steel Reserve :)

[MrScorpio]

4. Steel Reserve it is

[sendero]

23. Three...

... is just about right for a Saturday night :)

[Waverley_Hills_Hiker]

5. oooh..how about some rauchbier from Bamberg.

smoked bier...nice!

[MrScorpio]

6. No prob

[The King]

7. Just add a little liquid smoke to Bud and voila...

[MrScorpio]

8. This Bud's for you, pal.

And Welcome to DU


Here's a drinking pard-ner

[reprehensor]

9. Low budget blues...

Normally I am a Maker's Mark drinker, tried and true...

But the scarcity of coin has forced me to lower my standards to a whisky that I don't even remember the name of.

Bah, I hope I don't wake up blind.

Salut!

[MrScorpio]

10. The lovely lady from across the pond says that it's on her

I'd talk to her, If I were you

[reprehensor]

20. drool

slobber

*

TRUE STORY

The first time I tried Maker's Mark, I was on a commercial flight going from NY to Canada.

I asked for a 'Rye and Coke'.

The stewardess said 'What?'.

I said, a 'Rye and Coke'.

She gave me a blank look for a few seconds, then blinked and said, 'OK'.

When she came back she plopped a really weird looking concoction down in front of me. It looked like mud.

I said, 'What's that?'

She said, 'A Hawaiian Coke, that's what you asked for.'

To this day, I do not know what she put in front of me.

I said, 'No, a RYE and COKE, you know, a WHISKY and COCA-COLA'.

Blank look again.

Then, a startling realization; 'OH you mean a SOUR MASH and Coke!'

Before I could sample the 'Hawaiian Coke' she hurriedly snatched it off of my tray and later returned with a lil' bottle of Maker's Mark and a can of Coke.

I've been in love with Maker's ever since. They don't much use Rye to make Whisky down where that stewardess came from. They make corn likker.

[TheMightyFavog]

13. The Glenlivet,straight up, please

10 yr. old please.

[MrScorpio]

14. Straight Up

[Christof]

15. Everclear.

:)

[MrScorpio]

16. You get a choice

This

or this


Look who showed up, EVERLAST!!

[Christof]

17. I'll take the Everclear in the middle.

;)

[UTUSN]

19. Your Most Basic Miller Lite in a Long Neck Bottle

I have my own rubber koozie with stapled-on, laminated cut-outs of my ribbons, Popeye, "Vets for KERRY", UTUSN.

There are some trademarked items that are totally FIERCE about locking their images. Popeye was difficult to find. And when I do my Paula ZAHN-Chucky thing, Chucky was just about impossible:

[MrScorpio]

25. Here you go

[UTUSN]

28. Thanks, Comrade n/t

[NashVegas]

21. I Reckon It's a Good Night for a Hurricane

What do they put in those things, anyway?

[MrScorpio]

27. They put Hurricane mix in it

Call it Frances

[UTUSN]

29. An Unscrupulous Barkeep (Certainly Not Mr Scorpio) Told Me

That he regularly gives the SAME drink, whatever it was, to anybody who asks for Hurricanes, Zombies, and others-----that DRUNKS didn't know the difference, that he would just adjust the colors. Thank Zeus for MrScorpio.

[nini]

24. uhh... what's safe to drink with vicodin?

I just dropped a couple of those babies for my knee pain...

wooo hooooo

[MrScorpio]

26. Water

[Calico Jack Rackham]

33. "Just loyal friendship

and a pint of BASS"

[MrScorpio]

34. Here's your Bass

And a puppy

[Calico Jack Rackham]

47. LOL

Good one; however, I don't know what kind of Beer is in the pint glass, but it sure as hell ain't Bass.
Cute pup though.

[billkurtmeyer]

35. Jack on the rocks -- I used to drink them all of the time in my

twenties, now that I am older I am returning - but just not as many, I used to need to spray my ass with bar stool repelant or I was stuck all night and it got ugly - new product idea - "bar stool repelant" any takers?

[MrScorpio]

36. Jack on the Rocks

No Prob

[MuseRider]

37. Damn! It is going to

have to be mineral water again tonight! I just got home from listening to my kid play in a jazz bar. The waitress came up to me and asked if I was OK, it seems the thingy on the gin bottle did not work and I got one hell of a gin and tonic. Happy, oh so happy so a little water while this wears off! Thank you kind bartender for the bar two nights in a row.

[MrScorpio]

40. Here's some Perrier

[flamingyouth]

38. I'll have a vodka gimlet, please

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

41. One VG

[NMDemDist2]

39. I'm the official designated driver, make mine Ice tea

:toast:

[MrScorpio]

42. One ice tea, coming up

[EstimatedProphet]

43. Howzabout a whiskey sour?

with some good whiskey, like Knob Creek or Bakers...

[MrScorpio]

44. Hope you like this

Went with the Knob Creek

[EstimatedProphet]

45. Yumyumyum

Thank you!

[flvegan]

46. Amstel Light, please

I have to think of my girlish figure while I shake my fist at Hurricane Frances bearing down on me and my friends...

[enigmatic]

48. Could you send some of the Draft Moonshine...

to those in GD 2004 that are having hysterical breakdowns over the weekend polls? Thanks Much :)

[enigmatic]

49. Almost forgot!

Can I have a Molson Canadian, please?:)

[Solar]

50. oh yeah!

Bud Light for starters. I also like the Smirnoff Twisted Five cranberry flavor.

But for the main course, its Jack Daniels.