Every parking lot should have extra large spaces for monster SUVs...
Bossy Monkey
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Sat Sep-04-04 04:51 PM
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Every parking lot should have extra large spaces for monster SUVs... |
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Labeled with a sign reading: Underendowment Overcompensation section
Maybe we can get it into zoning ordinances.:)
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Sat Sep-04-04 04:55 PM
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Deja Q
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Sat Sep-04-04 04:59 PM
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Make larger parking spots available for average cars.
Keep the current size spots for SUVs only, or nip off a few inches when re-painting the lines. O8) That way they are the onlyones who get dented, not the rest of us. :D
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:00 PM
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3. A special "Tax Dodgers" section for twice the price. |
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That should make them feel special.
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Bossy Monkey
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Sat Sep-04-04 06:48 PM
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Tax Dodgers' Underendowment Overcompensation section
I wonder if anybody actually reads the message section?
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DBoon
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:04 PM
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4. They will still try to park in "compact only" spaces anyway |
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:24 PM
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I've complained to the manager of the local supermarket because you get surrounded by SUVs and can't see when you back out. Basically you pray you don't get hit or run over a senior citizen.
He agreed but couldn't do anything because of fear of offending a particular group of vehicle owners. After all, America doesn't believe in segregation.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:24 PM
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6. One day one of those monsters |
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pulled in next to me while I was on an errand, and came so close to my car I could not open the door on the driver's side to get in. I had to get in through the passenger door and crawl over. I can only imagine the brainless moron behind the wheel.
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Sat Sep-04-04 05:27 PM
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7. If SUV Only spaces existed, and if I drove a Mini-Cooper, I'd park in 'em! |
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Why not -- anyone for "turnabout?"
Sounds fair to me! :evilgrin:
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Sat Sep-04-04 07:24 PM
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All that stuff about compensation is true.
And I drive a Ford Aspire.
;- )
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Sat Sep-04-04 08:58 PM
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10. Thanks for actually reading the post anyway |
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Tragic lack of grasp of the meaning of ellipses around here, apparently
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