Rats! Maria Sharapova Just Lost To Jesus at the US Open!

[stopbush]

Well, she actually lost to Mary Pierce...but Mary spent most of her after-match interview thanking Jesus, so I figure it was actually he who won it, not Mary.

Sharapova out = no more eye candy at the Open.

[UrbScotty]

1. Jesus won? I say we pray!

In nomine Poppy, et Dubya, et Spirotu Agnew. Amen.

Hail, Ronald, Full of Greed,
Caspar Weinberger is with thee.
Overrated art thou among Presidents, and
Overrated is the Son of Thy Vice President, Dubya.
Holy Ronald, Father of the GOP,
Help us pay for your sinning,
Now and at the hour Dubya leaves office. Amen.

[MuseRider]

2. I HATE that!

My son and I just looked at each other. WHY do they have to do that? I was actually glad Mary won, she looked really good. I almost get to the point that I can't hope for someone to win if I know they are going to say that. I guess I will hope Mary gets creamed next match.

[sam sarrha]

3. so does this mean she will burn in hell..?? i dont follow sports

[Endangered Specie]

4. If Jesus is what they say he is... I doubt he gives two cents about some

tennis game.


edit: and even if he did, I doubt hed pick sides.