You think you know someone, then this!

[sus]

http://tinyurl.com/6kr2d

[sniffa]

1. i've aLways known Lynnesin was a crack head

[RubyDuby in GA]

2. Wow

I want to be just like her.

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'm shocked! SHOCKED!

:D

[Richardo]

15. Me too! I had no idea she owned a trucker cap!

Tsk!

[mrboba1]

4. hooo boy!! That is shocking!

...and now we all have hours of fun in front of us...

[Fenris]

5. I knew she was a crack whore

But I had no idea you were a police spokesperson!

I'm shocked!

[sus]

6. wanna see my handcuffs?

[Fenris]

7. Sure. Just let me flush this kilo of cocaine down my toilet...

[GOPisEvil]

8. Take off the Ugg boots, too.

They clash with your trucker cap.

[Fenris]

12. Those are my feet you bastard!

I have a medical condition!:D

[LynneSin]

9. This isn't fair - I can't see the link because of my firewall

I'm assuming it's something I'll have to get severe revenge back on Ms. Susiepants

That's ok - she's easy!

[sus]

14. muahahaha! <---evil laughter

do your worst! i'm not afraid of you.

[Fleshdancer]

17. Here's the story. YOU have a LOT of explain' to do

Lynne Sin ARRESTED IN CRACK COCAINE BUST

BY LINDSAY ROBERTSON
Thu, Sep 2, 2004 at 11:20:13 EDT

Junkietown, Guam (INDY) - Famed Crack Whore Lynne Sin was one of those arrested in a massive crack cocaine bust in Junkietown last night, say police.

According to Police Department spokesperson Sus, police entered the home of known crack dealer Matcom at approximately 3:07 a.m. Sunday morning, after receiving a noise complaint from a neighboring discotheque. "Upon entering the apartment, we found several people huddled around a crack pipe, At this time we did not see the suspect in question. We then broke down a locked bathroom door, and found Lynne Sin, dressed only in a trucker hat and Ugg boots, frantically attempting to flush approximately 50 kilos of crack cocaine."

"When Sin was confronted, she screamed "This is just my baking soda! I'm bakin' for my momma!" Police promptly escorted Mrs. Sin to the Junkietown County Jail, where she is being held on $4,000 bond.

Sin has struggled in the past with drug, anger, chocolate, shopping, and sex addiction issues. The now-noseless Sin has also received treatment for an apparent cosmetic surgery addiction. This is her first arrest for crack cocaine possession.

[LynneSin]

18. Geez, it wasn't crack - it was dilaudid

:eyes:

:eyes:

[Fleshdancer]

19. but the story says crack. I read it on the internet so it MUST be true

:D

[mrboba1]

10. Did you hear about this one?

http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/indecision2004/scandal/view.jhtml?sc=6ef7baafebea9fa94a-7fd6-357334810

[sus]

16. HAHAHAHAHA!!!

i'm not surprised.

[Fleshdancer]

11. Sheesh. So she was in jail, not the hospital? A crack whore AND a liar!

And to think...I felt sorry for her!

:D

[liontamer]

13. I knew she was on crack

she seemed so perky!

[matcom]

20. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

too f*cking FUNNY!!!!

[JVS]

21. Maybe it was medicinal. She's been feeling poorly lately, so let's...

give her the benefit of the doubt.