how can anyone stand to listen to that brainless twit, jessica simpson?

[AgadorSparticus]

even before i found out she is a repuke, i couldn't stand her. i'm amazed she is still in the spotlight. aren't her 15 minutes up YET??? this is torture.

[joeybee12]

1. One of the many reasons to hate MTV--her stupid newlywed show

gave life to a deservedly dying career!

[miss_kitty]

10. so, like WTF was her career? i have never been able

to figure out WTF she did..it's like one day she was just effin THERE

[AgadorSparticus]

14. apparently she sings! and it is painfully BAD.

i heard it tonight on the VMA reruns (rnc boycott). all i can say is, no wonder she had to resort to chicken or tuna.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

25. From what I understand, the show is over now...

They're just killing off the last of the new episodes they taped already. They aren't newlyweds anymore.
Duckie

[Spinzonner]

2. You're not supposed to LISTEN dummy

Just stare at her chest.

SHeeshh

[TXlib]

4. That's right.

Dumb or no, she's pretty hot.

[joeybee12]

5. I think she looks like a freak--lots of work done on her face--

she looks rael angular and fake.

As for those breasts, you could get yourself a pair if you went to the same doctor she did.

[AgadorSparticus]

7. do men really find that fake shit like her attractive?

because eventually, she always opens her mouth.

[jukes]

11. not this guy

she looks like stuffed naugahyde.

[GreenPartyVoter]

21. Her face is a bit.. odd?

[AgadorSparticus]

8. hot? i find her repulsive. course, i'm not looking at her boobies either

i'm sure she's boob worthy, but have you made it past her neck yet to claim she is hot? just wondering....

[miss_kitty]

9. butter face n/t

[AgadorSparticus]

12. buter face? i'm afraid to ask. lol

[miss_kitty]

18. i was being extremely mean, but then she IS annoying

it was comment on comment #4 which said

"Dumb or no, she's pretty hot."
the cruel retort about that is "butter face." (but her face)..i had to look it up a while ago myself

[NickB79]

16. Two words: no ass

Big breasts don't do much for me unless there's a nice thick round butt to go with them. If that girl ever has children, those hipbones will snap like a twig.

Wait, what am I talking about? She'd be hard-pressed to understand how to get pregnant in the first place.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. I can't be attracted to women who have no brains.

Smart women, on the other hand, are a huge turn-on.

I'm more the Natalie Merchant type, anyway.

[tigereye]

19. ah what a nice thing to hear!

gives me faith and hope for the males(and females) of the species.

Is she the one whom they had announce the WImbledon/Arthur Ashe kids day - that was truly scary. Arthur would have been embarrassed by her vapidity.

[AgadorSparticus]

6. i'm not into boobies. but her hubby is pretty yummy to look at.

i guess i just don't get to the mute button fast enough....

[joeybee12]

24. Eh! If he begged me to do it with him, I would. But I'm over him....

....he's cute, but it's not a cute that lasts! And speaking of weird bodies, his is kind of oddly shaped as well.

[amerikat]

3. Is this a Tuna or Chicken Thread?

[last_texas_dem]

13. I agree

She's worthless IMO. I'm not sure about the whole Re:puke: thing with her as I've never read/heard her confirm it, and I try to give people the benefit of the doubt on such a horrible matter. I wouldn't be surprised since she's from the Dallas area and comes from a fundie family, though, not to mention she's rich... so not too out of the ordinary...

Re: the comments about her appearance, I don't think she's ugly but just looks very fake and she's has without a doubt the funniest facial expressions while singing that I've ever seen on any artist that I know of. I think her boobs are actually real, though, as I recall a story in which she talked about getting hell from the other girls in her high school because she was an "early bloomer." So take that for whatever it's worth...

Ugh, I can't believe I just typed two paragraphs about Jessica Simpson... what is happening to me?! haha

[AgadorSparticus]

15. for me the singer to get the award for weirdest faces while singing is:

Reba McEntire. hands down. just cannot watch this woman sing.

>I can't believe I just typed two paragraphs about Jessica Simpson... what is happening to me?! haha<

LOL. if it's any consolation, it's late and no one will know tommorrow. your reputation will be intact. :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

20. She's a repuke, eh?

Not too surprising... she is, after all, fiercely stupid.

[Beer Snob-50]

22. she sings and has a face???

i thought she was a life support system for breasts?

[JVS]

23. I'm sorry, I never noticed any sounds. I was looking at her tits

[midnight armadillo]

26. Don't forget her weird-ass relationship with her father

At age sixteen or so she did a ritual with her father and got a 'promise ring' from him when she promised to stay a virgin til marriage.

Quote her father: "She waited for marriage, and now she's happily married and having sex every day," says her father. "Now she's going crazy. And that's cool."

Is this not the hands down creepiest thing you've ever heard? The women is 23!! This is not normal!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

27. Cloned anorexic blond Barbie chick, with good singing voice.

I don't know that she's ever written any original songs or performed any good original songs written for her. From what I have seen she has just done cover versions of other people's old hits.

A prepackaged TV era celebrity if ever there was one.

Her musical (and other) legacy will not endure.