You heard it here first--The Yankees ain't making the playoffs!

[joeybee12]

This should not come as a shock. Once the Red Sox take over the lead in the AL East, the Yankees will lose out to Anaheim or Texas for the wild card. This will be the first of many years the Yankees stay home in October!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

1. 3 1/2 games, baby!

and we're 2.5 ahead in the Wild Card.

Let's see if the Red Sox will find away to blow it before they inevitably fuck up in the playoffs.

[joeybee12]

3. Tomorrow is September 1st--NOT a good sign!

They always slide in September. However, since I've put a curse on the Yankees, things must balance out this time!

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Best thing the Sox did all season was jettison that useless

shortstop and choke artist. He can go stink up the Cubs dugout now.

Go Sox!

[Bluebear]

2. Went to the game Friday

What a blast. It's nice being in the hunt again!

[JackDragna]

4. Uh, no.

The Yankees are having hard times, but they're a sight better still than Anaheim or Texas. You can make all the dramatic statements you want, but they're still one of the top teams in the American league.

[WindRavenX]

6. hahahahahah

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh this was the funniest thing I've read all day.
Really, you Sox fans should learn to think before you open your mouths.

[joeybee12]

7. Kicking this for the benefit of morning Yankees fans!

Hey, no need to thank me!

[name not needed]

8. You're a heartless asshole

:argh:

[joeybee12]

9. You're welcome!

[JohnKleeb]

12. everyone needs to suffer a bit

:D

[name not needed]

14. Especially you

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

15. my team hasnt made the playoffs since 97

:cry: and havent won since 83, I think Ive suffered enough. Plus my football team of choice hasnt won since 79. Guess my teams and get a lolly :D.

[name not needed]

17. Orioles and the Steelers?

Where's my lolly?

[JohnKleeb]

19. thats right

Here take all them and tell the fuckin yanks to throw the division :D.
oh

[Jackhammer Jesus]

10. Dear Yankee fans,

[JohnKleeb]

11. So they got three touchdowns with a two point conversion

:D.

[JohnKleeb]

13. pray youre right, I hate those fuckers

[joeybee12]

16. Oh, don't worry, I am. I've put a curse on them...

...can't imagine they'll win another game after last night's humiliation!

[JohnKleeb]

18. you better have

I wanted to get the Salem witches to do it but those hags wanted a frog as a token as appreciation, like where am I gonna get a frog? :shrug: at least my birds are in third place, remember folks, ABY: Anyone But the Yankees.

[joeybee12]

20. Did they want to sacrifice the frog? Damn Republican witches!

Mine's an all organic curse. No animals were harmed during the process.

[JohnKleeb]

21. no they just wanted a frog like as a token of appreciation

you know like money, I wasnt working when I asked them and they were like give me a frog, and I had a toad but it was my baby brother's pet toat and they wouldnt take him, damn witches, no wonder why the sox lost in game 7, hopefully this will be the year the yanks choke, and start a pleasant decline, ABY.

[joeybee12]

22. Oh, then they're ok witches, but apparently capitalists as well!

[JohnKleeb]

23. yeah I guess, hope you can curse those bastards for good

I hate I repeat hate the yankees since July 1987 :D.

[joeybee12]

24. I've hated them even longer! I grew up in CT, so the neighborhood

loyalties were split between the Red Sox and the Yankees--nobody liked the Mets. Anyway, my childhood was spent arguing over the merits of my team, and why the Yankees are Satan's team.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

25. They ARE Satan's team!

:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

27. they most certainly are

[joeybee12]

29. The UNDERSTATEMENT of the year!!!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

26. I was born in July 1987

[joeybee12]

28. Were you really? Then you're just a baby! I'm a "tad" older!

[JohnKleeb]

30. Yep

I was born to hate the Yankees, dad never really had a team but I think he's a giants fan, has no use for the dodgers either.

[MadHound]

31. Very well could be,

But the Cards are kicking all your AL asses in the World Series:evilgrin:

That said, I take great great pleasure in knowing that the Yankees got their asses kicked 22-0, greates margin since the 19th century. So much for Steinbrenner purchasing great talent.

[joeybee12]

32. I'm hoping for a 23-0 score tonight! Let's break another record!

[joeybee12]

33. Let's kick this sucker so it's around for tonight's games!

Any wagers on some scores?