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UdoKier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:07 PM
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Hey GAYS! Now you too can be "normal"!
All your problems can be solved, BY JESUS, of course!


http://www.anotherway.com/


Q. Can I be "gay" one day and straight the next?

A. God has worked this miracle in some lives, but it isn't His usual practice. Homosexuals usually must change their behavior the same way as alcoholics, workaholics, overeaters, and sex addicts do--one day at a time. But God's forgiveness, unconditional love, and acceptance make this possible. His grace releases a person from bondage and gives them the inner moral strength to make wise daily choices, leading them to wholeness.


http://www.anotherway.com/pages/jeff_k.html


PRAISE JEEBUS!


(Damn, I'm glad to be an atheist. It's nice to love whoever I want with no mindfux involved.)
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:08 PM
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1. You wouldn't want me to be straight. I gag on my toothbrush.
:evilgrin:
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jonnyblitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:16 PM
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7. it takes practice. n/t
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:17 PM
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8. Thanks
guess I'll read the book
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:08 PM
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2. Pssh, as Bill Maher likes to say...
"Why would anyone CHOOSE to be gay, to get beaten up MORE in high school?"

If it's a choice, I guess I just don't have the right ballot.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:12 PM
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3. I look forward to the day
When people can be happy with who they are and people will be accepting of who people are.
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:13 PM
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4. wow Thanks for the GREAT gift idea
i'll be sure to buy in bulk for ALL my heterosexually-challenged friends. i'm sure i'll be the most popular straight gal in seattle!
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nickinSTL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:14 PM
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5. great
Another group of religious morons trying to get gays to put themselves back in the closet in the name of Jesus. :eyes:
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nikatnyte Donating Member (169 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:14 PM
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6. Of course, Jesus never said a word
about homosexuality. But I'm guessing he'd have a few choice words for this Jeff Konrad idiot.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-30-04 02:23 PM
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9. "Hope & freedom for MALES struggling with homosexuality...."
Of course, watching two 'lezbos' go at it is supposedly hot to the straight male so we don't want to mess with that. WTF is wrong with people?
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