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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:09 AM Original message |
Why not take me as your god? |
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LiberalVoice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:11 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'm sold. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:11 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Yes. There will be a small one-time processing fee |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:11 AM Response to Original message |
2. Way ahead of you |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:12 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Hooray! And remember, Jesus only rose from the dead once. |
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Fenris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:13 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Daleks are my Satan |
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ret5hd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
5. What is your position on masturbation? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:13 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. So long as I don't have to watch, I don't care. |
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ret5hd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:16 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. i think the problem... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:17 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. I don't have supernatural powers. |
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curse10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:13 AM Response to Original message |
6. I bow down before the great and mighty god, Screaming Lord Byron! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:14 AM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Thank you. It's nice to be worshipped unconditionally. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
9. Sure! Your place or mine? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:15 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Yours. The cat peed on the living room carpet last night. |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
13. Hrmm... |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:19 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. If by smiting, you mean bitchy comments behind their backs |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
15. Because a god should not |
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curse10 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:20 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. Damn those Canadians! |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:20 AM Response to Reply #15 |
18. Look. It's a heretic. |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:26 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. Oooooh, aren't we |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:27 AM Response to Reply #22 |
23. It's all part of the personal care package. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:28 AM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Wow! I thought I was being facetious... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:05 AM Response to Reply #15 |
43. Yeah, flip-top heads are not very devine |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
19. No |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
20. You already are my god, Byron. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:24 AM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Hooray! |
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sui generis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
25. What is your position on sins and guilt and allathat? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:34 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Nah. I'm allergic to pain. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:36 AM Response to Reply #26 |
27. Well, then, crap. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:37 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. That's OK. It's sexy love and compassion. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:39 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. Well. Then. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:40 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. No. The relationship is purely between yourself and your God. |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:43 AM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Well...surely...my god and I can invite others, right? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:47 AM Response to Reply #34 |
35. In our faith, they're known as 'co-religionists'. |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:39 AM Response to Original message |
29. Sure...why not? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:41 AM Response to Reply #29 |
32. That's the spirit! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
33. Erm....because MrG might have a problem with me worshipping you? |
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Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
36. You had me at Pringles. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:56 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Hooray! Pringles - Filling the gap other religions leave unfilled. |
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XNASA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
37. Thanks but no thanks. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:57 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. I know. Hold me up to the interventionist Old Testament God |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:55 AM Response to Original message |
38. Do you expect sacrifices? |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 08:58 AM Response to Reply #38 |
41. Sure. We can do that. |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:15 AM Response to Reply #41 |
46. I am there. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:17 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. Oh yeah. We'll need a holy book. |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:04 AM Response to Original message |
42. Sounds good to me... |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:08 AM Response to Original message |
44. Because you did not answer my first post...and skipped right over it. |
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Screaming Lord Byron (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:10 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Sorry, I was all out of lacivious innuendo by that point. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:18 AM Response to Reply #45 |
48. Five Hail Marys, an Our Father, and an apostles' creed for you then! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:50 AM Response to Reply #45 |
49. I like the idea of you as a deity |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-30-04 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
50. Is cash the only way to buy indulgences? |
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