Bob Boudelang Is Off to the Republican Natural Convention!

[MrBenchley]

"But sadly it seems, not everyone is happy with Our Great President and willing to get down on their knees and obey his every wim. And much of the unrest comes from a certain element, if you know what I mean, which "some people" refer to as gayo-Americans, but you know who I mean. And they have attacked Our Great President with a vicious lie by putting out a shirt saying George W. Bush is a homie! "



Can you believe it! Bush a homie!

Well, I guess some people are stupid enough to think some people will believe anything. But I think anyone who sees some smart alex wearing one of these shirts ought to go up and give them a good big laugh, because that is all they deserve. So there! "

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/04/109.html

[underpants]

1. Good luck Bob!

and don't believe that guy at the bus terminal telling you that you got the "private room in the back with the locking door" on the bus.

:hi:

[MrBenchley]

4. He'll see you all in Philadelphia!

[Bozita]

18. That "room" has been secretly armor-plated, just like Bush's bubble

Tell Bob to stay in the room for the entire trip.

The safety of bigwig Repugs must be assured.

[ClintonTyree]

2. Thanks for the heads up MrBenchley.......................

I'm SO glad Bob made it to the convention. Gotta go read it now, thanks.

[MrBenchley]

10. Thanks...hope you enjoy

[bahrbearian]

3. Enjoy the Convention MrBenchley.

I'm sure we'll all have a good big Laugh.
Looking forwaed to your report.

[MrBenchley]

11. Thanks!

Hope everyone who goes from DU enjoys themselves and comes back safe and sound.

[qanda]

5. Do they still use "homie"?

I remember we used to use is back in the early 90's, but then again I am part of the black community and those phrases usually pass through us first. I thought we were on to the phrase "dawg", but I'm now 36 and don't pay much attention to slang anymore.

I found this site for more explanation on that shirt http://www.globalnutra.com/item.html?PRID=1467176

This weekend I accompanied my family to our local shopping mall. The mall was flooded with Back-To-School shoppers getting those last minute supplies and clothes. I thought to myself, what better a place to unleash some Shock and Awe on my liberal friends. Now this is not an easy task. Shocking a liberal is very hard because they are usually trying to shock us normal humans. But I have found the way to do it!

Most Bush supporters will put their W4 bumper stickers on their cars. Maybe they’ll wear a W4 T-shirt. I have to be honest with you though; most of America is saying “What the heck is W4”? But if you really want to get a reaction, if you really want to see smoke billowing from a liberals ears, if you really want to see the spawn of Satan tear out of their bellies like the Aliens movie, you wear a “Bush Is My Homie” T-Shirt to a crowded public place.

(snip)

And of course you’ll find your brothers and sisters by wearing this shirt. They smile in delight. They come up and say hello. They thank you for being brave enough in a liberal world to show the true red, white and blue. What is so profound about this particular slogan? What makes this the most effective campaign gear of the 2004 election? Well that’s easy, it simply says it all in a language that we all understand, especially the liberals. Bush Is My Homie. He is my friend. He cares about me. I care about him. George Bush makes me feel good.

(more)

[ClintonTyree]

6. There are a rash of tee shirts out now...........................

that proclaim "Jesus is my Homie". This is a take off on those I believe. These idiots really do believe that Dumbya is the second coming of Christ. People are so willing to be led. To anything. By anyone.

[qanda]

7. I guess I don't get out enough

No one I know still uses homie.

[Chovexani]

14. Same here

This reminds me of those white guys in the 'burbs who started wearing backwards hats about 10 years after it was no longer cool. :P

AFAIK everybody's still on dawg. I'm young enough to "get it" but I don't hang out with people who use that kind of slang.

[MrBenchley]

17. That's cause you're not hep....

to what the cats are putting down...you know, groovy guys like this, who's going to be wowing the faithful at the RNC:

"The religious right is now crowing over the fact that anti-gay activist Donnie McClurkin is going to be performing at the GOP Convention. McClurkin says that homosexuality is "a curse," and that gays "are trying to kill our children."

http://americablog.blogspot.com/archives/2004_08_22_americablog_archive.html#109362472680539700
(scroll down)

Remember, Whoopi Goldberg making jokes about a corrupt and incompetent unelected politican to adults is disgraceful, but a bigoted piece of filth is just fun for the kiddies.

[gratuitous]

19. Hey, Bob is, like, the coolest cat!

23-skiddoo!

"Chicken inspector" still cracks him up.

[MrBenchley]

20. He tries...

In fact, Secret Service agent Brown says Bob's the most trying person he's ever known....

[MrBenchley]

13. Forget what movie or why...

but saw an otherwise forgettable film once where that great actor Robert Loggia does a scene that chills your blood....he plays a school administrator who explains (circa 1978 or so) that "the kids" love that song "Kookie, lend me your comb," (which was mildly popular in about 1959!) and as he does, the insanity and mindless rage and hatred he feels for everyone and everything is thisclose to boiling over and DOESN'T.

This T-Shirt reminds me of that.

[Jade Fox]

8. "He cares about me." Sure he does, pal....

He's up nights tortured by his concern for others. :eyes:

Where do people get this stuff?

[MrBenchley]

15. Pathetic, isn't it?

[MrBenchley]

12. "smoke billowing from a liberals ears"

Really, is there anybody who isn't going to laugh their ass off at a pasty white fuckwit trudging around in this shirt?

"He is my friend. He cares about me. I care about him. George Bush makes me feel good. "
Mostly because he's not asking well-to-do white idiots to die in his war....

We should all keep an eye on the guy peddling this shirt...because you know in the future he's going to be running a "medals that Democrat won in Iraq were fake" campaign and denying he has anything to do with the GOP...

[oneighty]

9. I will lend you my teeth.

180

[MrBenchley]

16. LOL!!

[oneighty]

21. Like new too!

Seldom ever been used.

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[MrBenchley]

22. Disgraceful vanity kick...