Let's all talk about Misunderestimator while she's watching a movie

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

shhhhh....she's watching a movie right now and isn't posting on DU :evilgrin: then she'll come back and see this thread! :snicker:

[Rowdyboy]

1. I've heard she's gay!

No shit!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. no she's lebanese!

[Rowdyboy]

5. Can she cook Lesbanese?

Is her falafel awful?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

6. No but she can eat it

*ba da bump*

[Rowdyboy]

11. You are wicked and sinful

and I love it! :evilgrin:

How many toasters did you get for her?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. No toasters...she was already a team player when I met her

[Liberal Veteran]

7. Cooking Lesbanese? Would that be canibalism?

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. not if we're just talking about whipped cream here and there

[Liberal Veteran]

10. Yeah, but Rick Santorum says it's a slippery slope...

If we sanction a little play with whipped cream here and there, tomorrow we'll be sanctioning EATING BABIES FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

12. Hehe...if Rick Santorum only knew slippery slopes

[GiovanniC]

26. That's the Funniest Damn Thing

I've read all day, and I've been reading lots of stuff today.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. I heard she secretly switched our regular coffee with Folgers Crystals.

The nerve of that woman!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. coffee crimes!!! OMG!!!

hell she got me to forsake real milk for soy milk in a latte last week! What's next? Carob in place of chocolate?

[MuseRider]

8. NOOOOoooooooooo

Anything but carob! :hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. hey you!

ya survived that tornado! :hi:

[MuseRider]

30. There were quite a few

but yes, we survived and had a little excitement! What more can one ask for. Good to see you. Have a wonderful weekend. :hug:

[Merrick]

15. I hear she sits on the TV and watches the couch

and when she watches 60 minutes it takes her two hours.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Only when I'm on the couch

[matcom]

16. talk about her all you want - i'm over at her house!

and we ain't watching NO MOVIE!! :evilgrin:

be back in an hour and a half!

*sucker*

:D

[GOPisEvil]

17. That's OK, Teena's at your house!

Don't be surprised if all your stuff is in the front yard when you get back. :D

[matcom]

20. you kidding?

THEY ARE WAITING FOR MOI!!! :bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Waiting to giggle at you, maybe!

:P

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

19. BTW

your wife told me to tell you :hi:

[matcom]

22. have you seen her?

me and the 'TWINS' have been waiting for her return (but we have been keeping ourselves busy)

:*

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

23. Twins? I thought Rosie Palm had five sisters!

Did you have an accident?

[matcom]

25. yes but that has NOTHING to do with my fingers

x(

[jukes]

40. let's see...

that's 5 minutes of action, an hour & 20 minute nap, & 5 mikes left over for remorse!

[Misunderestimator]

24. ROFL.... This is one of the most boring films I've ever tried to watch...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

27. Oh hi, honey!

we were just talking about you :scared:

[Misunderestimator]

28. LOL... funny funny funny

For what it's worth... NOBODY waste money on "Secret Window" with Johnny Depp. What a piece of garbage.

As for you.... :spank: :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. threatening me with a good time again, eh?

[Misunderestimator]

32. And I'll keep threatening you too....

[MuseRider]

31. Ahh, I loved it

but then Johnny Depp could sit there for 2 hours and do nothing and I would love it. Go figure. Sorry you didn't care for it, just another eye candy movie for me!

[Misunderestimator]

33. Well, he IS androgynous enough I suppose... I usually love everything

he's in... This just isn't doing it for me.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. you just wish I were there to watch it with you

[Misunderestimator]

37. Well, yes, damn it... How soon can you be here?

:)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

39. *sniff*

not soon enough! :loveya:

[jukes]

41. i liked it, too

was a bit obvious, but well played out.

:hi:

[arwalden]

35. I Saw A Picture Of A Tattoo On Her Ass

or was it her boob?

[Misunderestimator]

36. You jerk! You know it was my shoulder.

:eyes: But I know how you love my ass. :D

[arwalden]

44. LOL!!

I'm just a perv. I like to say "ass" and "boob". But not as much as I like to say LLLLLezbian.

Does your pussy have a name? No, silly... the one on your shoulder. No... The tattoo!

-- Allen

[Misunderestimator]

45. I wouldn't tell you if it had a name...

because then it would become your second favorite word... :D

[arwalden]

46. Oh, You!

It would not!

Oh well... if you won't tell me, then I guess I'll just have to name it myself. From now on... I'll call him... "Pouncer".

-- Allen

[Misunderestimator]

47. Oooohhhh... I like that... Pouncer!

:bounce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. No that was me on her ass and boob

the tatoo is on her shoulder :D

[Zomby Woof]

42. Now she's back

And I can't say anything that will get my ass kicked now. :spank:

[Misunderestimator]

43. Hahaha... yes, be very careful now....

:evilgrin: