So - I was forced to go for drinks (by my boss) with the drunk barber

[HEyHEY]

Notable quotes: "Drinking all day is alright, as long as you don't carry the hate."
"Killing and fighting is bad, drinking and having fun is good"

So, it's good to see the drunk barber has a phylosophy about life.

[JVS]

1. Tell me where I can find this person, that I may dedicate my life to...

his teachings!

[HEyHEY]

3. He's here again - giving marital advice to my co-worker

I can put him on.

[JVS]

5. Ask him if he's interested in starting a cult

[HEyHEY]

6. hang on- he went back to go get cigars

[HEyHEY]

12. No no cult now

Although he says he's thought of it before

[JVS]

14. Would a few drinks change his mind?

[HEyHEY]

15. You mean "a few more?"

[JVS]

16. that's what i'm hinting at

[redqueen]

2. WTF is he talking about

'carry the hate'???

As for the second one I can't help but agree. He sounds fun!

[HEyHEY]

4. He spent time in the military

[redqueen]

8. Ahhhh

Sounds like a good guy so far. :)

[johnnie]

7. Ahhhhh...HEyHEy's drinkin barber

At least ya got some learnin' today. He is right you know? Killing..bad, drinking...good.

[Dookus]

9. Tell him

I'm intrigued by his ideas and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

[HEyHEY]

10. I'd almost like to offer him a column

HEY! he just showed up with six cuban cigars

[JVS]

11. This is a well to do drunken barber

[HEyHEY]

13. it appears so

[flamingyouth]

17. Man, are you taking notes?

Because there's a goldmine here, buddy.

GOLD! :D

[HEyHEY]

18. I was thinking that

Between being called a dickweed yesterday, dealing with spider and mailboxes left on my desk.
There is a sitcom or book there.

[flamingyouth]

19. There could be both

Seriously, get your ass back to Vancouver and start writing this down. I'll finally drive up and we can have that DU gathering we were talking about before.

[redqueen]

20. That pic is SOOOOOO cute.

Sorry... just had to say that. :)

[Shananigans]

21. I went to a hairstylist while I was drunk in Canada once...

Her name was Phoebe. She scared me and did a horrible job. Unfortunately I didn't notice until the next day. Maybe next time if the barber is drunk it will come out better. :)