why can't I stop saying "Fuck"?

[PretzelWarrior]

I just don't know what to do about this. Any other words I should use instead?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. "Shit" works pretty well too.

Often they work well in tandem.

[Parche]

2. fck

Shit, I dont know what you should use instead

[ohiosmith]

3. Fuck if I know!

[Liberal Veteran]

4. How the fuck should I know?

:)

[chemenger]

15. LMAO

Isn't it amazing how this one word just about says it all. Shit also.

Wouldn't it make for an interesting research project to do MRI scans of a person's brain when, in response to a stressful situation, the person first says something like "OH FIDDLESTICKS!" and then, in response to the same stressful situation says "AW FUCK!"

I'll bet his brain lights up like a Xmas tree in the second test proving that FUCK(ing) is the greatest stress reliever.

[eyesroll]

5. Well...m'kay...

Step one: instead of 'ass' say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', or 'you're a buns-hole!'
Step two: instead of 'shit' say 'poo',
as in 'bull poo, 'poo head' and 'the poo is cold'
Step three: with 'bitch' drop the T,
cos 'bich' is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don't say 'fuck' anymore,
cos 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word 'm'kay'!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

6. Thanks for that, Diane.

[eyesroll]

8. You're a buns-hole, Byron.

:P

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. Uh-huh.

Poo-head.

[eyesroll]

11. This poo is cold.

[PretzelWarrior]

14. LOL. that would be a good joke between friend

when they encounter a wingnut and one or the othr says "mkay" they both know they're actually saying "FUCK YOU" or such.

[name not needed]

7. Why the fuck should I know?

:shrug:

[On the Road]

10. Say "Oh, Pshaw!"

:)

[Danger Duck]

13. Smile and call someone a "Wisconsin Trick"

Heard a motorist call a cheesehead this one time, and it may have been the funniest thing I ever heard.

[LibertyorDeath]

12. How about Frig or Frigging ...

Old English To frig ones self

example He walked into the room & found her frigging herself :)

[rocktop15]

16. Panda or Monkey seem to work well instead

Weird........but effective.