Why do you hate America?

[Gothic Sponge]

I'm going to question everyones patriotism today, to falsely boost my own!

Why don't you move back to Russia?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Just Russia?

How about Cuba or Red China? :silly:

[Gothic Sponge]

3. Damn Pinko!

Get off my lawn!

[Dogmudgeon]

2. I can't move back to Russia

They already rented out my dacha.

--bkl

[Gothic Sponge]

5. Call your friend Fidel!

Maybe he can help!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Because I'm a selfish and knee-jerk liberal!

I believe that there should be no taxes, that our government should protect us, that police are evil but that there should be one there immediately when I need one, and that everything we need and want should be given to us by the government so that we can enjoy a life of liesure and art and pursuing more humanitarian goals.

And we don't have that.

So I hate America.

[Gothic Sponge]

7. Now you're making sense!

;)

[pagerbear]

33. Well, my boy

...when you've become rich beyond compare, then your dream of paying no taxes will come true!

[JohnKleeb]

6. I dont know Russian yet

:cry: Motherland has some great music though.

[Gothic Sponge]

8. Boo Hoo!

Another bleeding heart liberal!

[JohnKleeb]

12. nah just a Russkie American

or so I am rumored.

[Gothic Sponge]

26. I'm calling the FBI

To keep an eye on you Russkies!

[JohnKleeb]

30. but theres no proof I am Russian

They are in a way my cousins yes and I like them and my great grandfather spoke their language. Call ahead call J Edgar Nylon Hoover, I'll proudly expose his crossdressing funds to the world.

[Gothic Sponge]

31. Be prepared to go on THE BLACKLIST!

Damn, Vermont lover!

[JohnKleeb]

32. I am a southerner actually

and dont plan on going to vermont so there ya right wing dim.

[Gothic Sponge]

35. Naturally, you don't want to go to Vermont!

So, you can stay in the south and erode America's bible belt from the inside out! Damn shrewd of you Vladimir!

[JohnKleeb]

36. Ivan you mean

No I am actually a rust belt yank at heart.

[terrya]

9. Because you're a tool of the imperialistic running dog lackeys!

THAT's why!

[Gothic Sponge]

13. Stop using those fancy pants elitist words!

Go march with Jane Fonda, or something!

[Krasnaya Lastochka]

47. Hmm, against fancy-pants elitism?

Wouldn't that seem awfully socialist of you, comrade?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Will you call me anti-Brazilian? (nt)

[Gothic Sponge]

16. I have no problem with the people that make our

sweatshop clothes!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

34. Think again

The political party the President belongs to is called the Worker's Party. Its symbol is a red star. He won with 67% of valid votes. Also, here the candidate with the most votes wins.

Still no problem? :evilgrin:

[MikeG]

11. For its freedom - what other reason is there?

[Gothic Sponge]

17. Damn socialist!

Call your friend Stewart Smalley!

[MikeG]

19. You know, denial isn't just a River in Egypt.

(from Stewart Smalley)

[Gothic Sponge]

28. Go live in Egypt, if you love it so!

Damn Hippies!

[miss_kitty]

48. yes i totally agree

i hate america for her freedoms...just like chimpy-in-charge says...

[dolo amber]

14. Y'think if I set up a site

proclaiming my "dislike" of what America's become, and appealed to all red-blooded patriots (read: freepers) to donate to the "Why don't you go live somewhere else then!!" fund I could get a free ride to live in Europe for a couple years? :7

[Gothic Sponge]

20. Buy your own bus ticket to commie land!

You liberals always want a handout!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. I hate the Freedoms

geez I thought we covered that!

[Gothic Sponge]

21. Go live in Canada, or some other Godless nation!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. sweet, finally!

I'm Canada bound

Wheres my touque?

[TrogL]

18. Ugly Americans

Like some of the behaviour at the Olympics yesterday

[Gothic Sponge]

23. America doen't need to compete in silly games!

We could just NUKE THE WORLD AND WIN!

[Krasnaya Lastochka]

43. well, without USA in Olympics...

then RUSSIA would be leading the medal count!! Take that, amerikanski durak!

[redqueen]

22. I don't hate America

Just the CAPITALIST PIGS that are ruining it for the rest of us!

[Gothic Sponge]

24. Without our God fearing capitalist ways..

you people would have no Volvos and Starbucks!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

27. Maybe not Starbucks, but

Volvos are made in Sweden. :-)

[Gothic Sponge]

29. You see! Sweden = Communist!

Proof you all are traders!

[Krasnaya Lastochka]

37. To go to Russia is my fondest dream

and the deepest desire of my heart. Yes, I'm a socialist, but besides that Russia is just so much more cultured than the United States. (Everyone gets the joke when I quote from Pushkin and lament "Where have you gone, golden days of my summer?" as school starts back up.) Ah, Russia, Mother Russia, dear country so far away.

[DemWitch]

38. I love America...

but I'm not too happy with it's leaders, or 44% of the people at this point in time...

[Beer Snob-50]

39. I hate your capitalistic way of life.

all that freedom! I hate it. I think I will slam a plane into some big building.

[Krasnaya Lastochka]

42. oh, it's sarcasm!

And for a second I thought you were a socialist comrade.

[Beer Snob-50]

44. COMRADE!!!

[Krasnaya Lastochka]

46. are you saying

you ARE a socialist?? If so......COMRADE!!!!!!!!!! to you too!! :-)

[matcom]

40. Two Words: Britney Spears

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. I don't...I'd just like the Fascist element

to move away.

[NoPasaran]

45. I LOVE America

It's the people who drive me nuts!