The Happy Ending of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and you can imagine my surprise when I got another copy the next day, this would be Sept. 12th, and I found out that the girl's pet goat found its way home 'cause it happened to be passing on the street and heard her crying in the garden. . . . Is that great or what????"

[trogdor]

1. Lemme see if this trick Dick showed me works...

...you don't need to see my identification. These aren't the droids you're looking for....

Damn! That's from Star Wars!

[MikeG]

2. Damn. I thought this was a sex thread!!!

[cosmicdot]

3. I went to Washington to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations

... not quite sure what that means ... I think this is the first time I've read it ... but I was told that I lowered them even more <screams from audience> we're not turning back either, we're going forward ... look at your watch ... is it going backward? ... I think not <members of audience pass out> ... (reading notes aloud by mistake, he continues) ... for God's sake don't mention the economy or turning any corners today everything is tanking; say we acted instead ... and, we acted instead ... blah blah blah ...



the fair and balanced media
http://durangoherald.com/asp-bin/article_generation.asp?article_type=news&article_path=/news/04/news040827_1.htm
"Bush charms Farmington" ... Edwards gets a shaded section: editorial adjectives missing from Edwards write-up ... Bush mentioned 3 times in Edwards 'section' ... e.g., "While the president's indoor speech in Las Cruces was augmented by big screen televisions"

from *'s write-up:
"10,000 eagerly awaited"
he "kept a relaxed manner"
"the crowd exploded with cheers"

[skip fox]

7. Nice! I've been AWOL. Here's why:

A solid overview of the Swift Boat Story including

I. Introduction and History of Swift Boat Veterans for Truth (hereafter SBVT)

II. Recent Accounts of Other Swift Boat Vets and Others
--a. Vets Who Were Actually with Kerry Contradicting the SBVT
--b. People with Special Information Contradicting SBVT
--c. New Vets Contradicting Kerry

III. New Charges against Kerry About his Service

IV. Changes or Qualifications in Stories of Individual SBVT

V. Points of Collusion Between Republicans and the SBVT

Broken into separate posts (for ease of jumping) and all with easy-to-use hot links:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=103x70318

Please inform me of new stories and links as they occur and I'll up-date this on Monday or Tuesday. (Sooner if some SBVT stories break over the weekend.

[cosmicdot]

8. photos have been scarce, too

I can't search on Yahoo without the results page freezing up on me ...

reuters didn't have that much

there's this one, but I can't decide what to do with it

[HughBeaumont]

4. "So tell me -

is mah photo more effective from an underneath, 'hail esteemed dictator' shot or from an overhead, 'the Big Dog watches over me' shot?"

[commander bunnypants]

5. Awfully large size letters

second grade reading primer?


DDQM

[Earth_First]

6. "These LARGE print and pho·net·ic ally spelled words really help."

n/t

[Jade Fox]

10. LOL!

[BringEmOn]

9. Bush has near brain dead experience....

"uh.....can't get fooled, again."

[DemWitch]

11. I have just congratulated Senator Kerry on his landslide

victory in the fight for the Whitehouse...