ChavezSpeakstheTruth Just Touched Me Inappropriately!

[matcom]

:evilgrin: :spank: Matcom :spank: :evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

1. I'm jealous!

I hope he touches me inappropriately tomorrow at the DU gathering!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

4. PB - I won't be there till Sunday!

Will you be meeting us at 25th and 5th Sunday before the march?

[pagerbear]

21. Gee, Chavez, I dunno!

I'll be heartbroken if I can't meet you! :cry:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. I'm tryin to get to Rocky Sullivans - I lived 2 buildings down for 3 years

but I have some stuff to do saturday

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I cannot deny nor confirm anything that happens in the confessional

[JVS]

3. Find a grown-up and tell them about it

[mrboba1]

5. he's sure not gonna find any grownups here!!!

:P

[meegbear]

6. Where? Where?

You lucky stiff you.

[underpants]

7. Join the crowd

:evilgrin:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. My child - what happens in the Sacristy stays in the sacristy

Oh I'm going to pay for this :D

[matcom]

18. not as bad as I AM!!

:bounce:

[redqueen]

9. He's not a real priest!

Honestly ... if people are gullible enough to follow him into the booth, I don't really know what can be done to prevent this sort of thing.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. I won't let you blow this for me....

wait a minute.....

:evilgrin:

[pagerbear]

22. "Take, eat. This is my body given for you...."

I'm going to hell.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. This is gonna be bad for me

I try to be a good Catholic

Oy vey!

[terrya]

10. And, Matcom, the problem IS??????

Hell, I'm always available for "inappropriate touching" from CStT. :-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

12. Do you have anything to confess my son?

[terrya]

14. It will be between you and I, Father CStT

I have these...impure thoughts...sometimes.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. What sort of impure thoughts?

Let me get my notebook

[terrya]

24. Father....why do you have to wear the form fitting vestments?

Why, Father? I'm...torn, Father. You are a man of the cloth...and yet, seeing those nice pecs, formed by years of pushups...that bubble butt, outlined nicely. Why did God call this hunky priest to this parish to tempt me?? It's...forbidden, I sense.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. I am a man of the cloth indeed

http://www.abchome.com/asp/floor.asp?parent=7&menuID=7

[JohnKleeb]

13. Thats why you shouldnt hang in the rectory after hours

Its not safe.

[matcom]

15. But he told me he has a PRIZE under his ROBE!!!!

x(

[JohnKleeb]

16. dont trust him

especially if he promises to show you jesus.

[redqueen]

17. Well he wasn't exactly lying, now, was he?

;)

[JohnKleeb]

19. one man's prize is another man's horror

like say if the "prize" was the evil s word, I would be terrified and someone else would be delighted.

[matcom]

27. I DEMAND REPARATIONS DAMMIT!!

i am now permanently scarred x(

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

28. good luck

let me know how that works for you my son

;)

[matcom]

29. I'll settle if you will at LEAST buy me flowers

and let me play in the bathtub Mary out back

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Done

- now lets go out back and play in the tub :evilgrin:

[matcom]

31. Forgive Me Father For I Have Splashed

hey! wait!

why are YOU wearing the Snorkel?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

32. I'm goin in!

:)

[matcom]

33. Daddy! There are bubbles coming out of my shorts!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. Thats what the snorkel was for

my son