What should I do with my paycheck?

[Beware the Beast Man]

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Get it from Heights Guitars.

You know you want Jimmy Zero to be the man who sets up your new axe.

[name not needed]

2. Send it to me

And I'll buy what I'm lusting after:

[mrboba1]

3. buy groceries (ramen noodles)

then the guitar!!!

[Lavender Brown]

4. Get a present for Mrs. Beast Man

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Yeah, our anniversary's coming up.

But that's still 2 paychecks away. I got it: I'll come home with chocolates in one hand, a guitar in the other! :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

6. Get the guitar

Just make sure you don't skimp on the Mrs. gift or she'll make you sorry you ever got it. Trust me, I know from experience.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Get The Guitar. You Can Never Have Too Many

I should know. I have 10.
The Professor

[XNASA]

8. Blow it on Blow.

That's why they call it 'Blow'.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. No, That's Blow by Blow

Great Album. Oh, now i get what you're saying. The whole guitar thing got me confused.
The Professor

[XNASA]

10. I have a question. When buying a guitar....

Do you pay by the point?

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Yes. Yes, I Do!

There is a lot of extra filing, and sanding that goes into those points. But, actually, everything on my guitar is really rounded, smoothed, and carved. So, i think i'm being unfairly branded as a pointy guitar player.

Besides, my second favorite guitar is a Telecaster. Now what do you have to say?
The Professor

[guitar man]

12. I never buy pointy guitars

especially not ones like Name not Needed has in that pic. I stick with nice rounded ones. That way if it pisses the Mrs. off too bad, it doesn't hurt as much going up my ass! :)

[EstimatedProphet]

13. Send it to me, and I'll raffle it off for you

Sell everyone a $1 chance at winning however much your paycheck is. We'll split the proceeds.