Which DUer is most likely to get arrested in NYC during the convention?

[Renew Deal]

[sui generis]

1. clearly Matcom

all that running around flashing his happy smiley ass . . .

[truthspeaker]

2. LynneSin: arrested for unlawful public cuteness

and excessive use of exclamation marks and emoticons.

[GOPisEvil]

3. If she makes it up there, maybe...

[truthspeaker]

4. yep, just saw that thread

Maybe she can get the doctors to mail her appendix to Madison Square Garden or something.

[mrboba1]

5. I picked Will Pitt

but only if someone sprays Febreeze at him...

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. not me

i hope

[Renew Deal]

7. Are you coming to that party tomorrow?

It would be nice to meet you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. yup i am

[ronnykmarshall]

44. You guys should call me when your all partyin'!

I love it when people call me from bars gettin' all crazy!

[JohnKleeb]

9. Just why the hell is my name there

Really, I am a soft spoken guy, anyone will tell you that.

[Renew Deal]

15. lol, you are young.

You sound like the typical suspect for flying gas soaked teddy bears.

[JohnKleeb]

18. not that young

You forget that I can legally drink in Germany. Though I must say, Ive been mistaken for younger, I was called 14 a few weeks back.

[billybob537]

10. I want to get arrested for

crashing the Pants on Fire mobile into the Bush* motorcade!

Or maybe Matcom for unnatural acts with an inanimate object?

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Kleeb will be busted with the other nude protestors.

[JohnKleeb]

12. again it would be a social anxiety thing

I don't even like to change my fashion sense because I am afraid someone will be like wtf.

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Yeah, but that's in a one-on-one situation.

Get with a bunch of naked protestors, and you will be as outgoing and vociferous as you are here. This is one situation that proves that the mob mentality is not all bad. :D

[JohnKleeb]

14. heh

I am not outgoing at all, ask anyone here who has talked with me, I am shy, I stutter slightly. I am one shy ass mofo and unfortunely I am not going to New York, if I went, would they be kind enough to take me to McDonalds for breakfast, I got a Mcgriddle, hash brown, and coke addiction, had that meal for breakfast today for the second day in a row.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. But again, that's when they're talking with you personally.

You're shy, but you are just about everybody's favorite DUer. That's because your personality shines through here -- where you have that veil of anonymity to hide behind, where you don't have to worry about what people will think.

When you don't care what people think (tough, I know), that's when people are at their best.

I have a sneaky suspicion that someday we'll all be reading about John Kleeb in the papers -- and it won't be for something bad, either. :)

[JohnKleeb]

22. I am a favorite, quite humbled by that I must say

Nah once I am done with college I plan to live a pretty normal life, just writing shit and shit, have no dreams of being a politican, have considered speechwriting though but no plans to be an actual politican, can you imagine if the repub said your plans are unbalanced, being half Irish-German, I'd likely respond well you're a fucking son of a bitch. I doubt you guys will read about me when I am older, I dont really have a political career in mind, and the others here my age are so much smarter than I am, now I bet I get criticized for dissing myself but its true.

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. Nah, no criticism. I dis myself all the time.

Of course, I am a fucking asshole, so it is to be expected.

[JohnKleeb]

30. Well some don't like me dissing myself

I'll be honest, Ive made a lot of mistakes in HS, but life goes on, and I can accept and understand that people are smarter than me, always drove me crazy to have someone in AP classes go up to me and say oh you're so smart, yeah and youre going to Va Tech while I have to go to Nova, thanks but you got the wrong guy. NOVA btw is a local community college, my dad's alma mater which he left after a year.

[JohnKleeb]

16. ok who voted for me?

Really, I think Hedges did but who else, I really wanna know. I've never even done pot and I don't plan to until college.

[JVS]

25. Kleeb arrested? When monkeys fly out of butt of Patriach Bartholomew!

[JohnKleeb]

27. Eeeeexactly

Besides I've only been to New York once, wish I could go again, was a lot of fun.

[redqueen]

29. hehehehehehe

"...and I don't plan to until college."

:D

[JohnKleeb]

32. yes

I really have that promise to my parents. Now alcohol and cigs, I can't promise, for crying out loud, I had my first sip at beer in the 80's, and cigs I can lay off of but I plan to not smoke them.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. Other: ME!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

Because I'm the Mastermind of the Evil that is DU! Tucked away safely in Communist Brazil, I pull the strings to cause mischief all across the God-fearing, law-abiding, church-going, apple-pie good ole' US of A! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Okay, so I get a little help from the Canadians. But since I'm Evil, I get all the merit.)

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

19. lol

:scared:

[JVS]

21. Skittles

for kicking someone's ass

[slinkerwink]

23. ha, you forgot me

[pagerbear]

24. Does no one think I'm arrestable?!

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[YellowRubberDuckie]

33. I think you're too innocent.

But that's not a bad thing. I'm innocent too. I do not want to get arrested. Jail and prison scare the piss out of me.
Duckie

[terrya]

26. We're forgetting ChavezSpeakstheTruth.

I can that cute agitator getting arrested! :-)

[redqueen]

38. Yeah I'd vote for him

He's a troublemaker. :)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

31. Matcom...

There's something shady and ornery about him. I think he'll take off his pants and get a misdemenor for indecency. LMAO
Duckie

[matcom]

34. LOL

now HOW did i EVER get THAT reputation? :D

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

41. You goin' Matcom?

[Renew Deal]

49. Are you coming?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

50. Hell yes!

Me and like 5 others and we're meeting at least 3 and joinin up with DUers

[Renew Deal]

52. Nice

Are you going to be at the party tomorrow?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

54. it looks like a negatory there

unless I can figure something out

[arwalden]

35. Terrya Is A Militant Troublemaker... He'll Show Up Protesting In The Nude

Just you wait.

[terrya]

36. Hey...it conforms to my exhibitionist streak perfectly!

Protesting...and in the nude!! Who could ask for more?

:-)

[pagerbear]

37. Bring your nude protest to my place!

[terrya]

39. Ok. But you have to join in.

No excuses.

[pagerbear]

40. You bet!

We'll have our own private protest!

[terrya]

42. Works for me!

Private, public.

As long as we're protesting...and as long as we're nude....

[pagerbear]

43. Sure you can't come to NYC this weekend?

We won't tell Doug--unless he wants to join in the fun!

[terrya]

46. Yeah. I can't make it.

That would have been fantastic, though. :-)

We're going to meet very soon, sweetie. Count on it!

[JohnKleeb]

45. 2nd place!?

jeez behind the famous ass.

[Renew Deal]

47. That famous ass

is gonna be Bubba's in a couple days. Hey MATCOM, don't drop the soap.

[Cheswick2.0]

48. I'm thinking that Trumad will get right in the faces of the cops

to yell at them what assholes they are. I say Trumad is doing the perp walk first.

[KamaAina]

51. Matcom doesn't count...

you have to be arrested for protesting, not just indecent exposure or disorderly conduct or something like that. :-)

Will Pitt? A solid bet -- but he'll be provoking the NYPD by being a true American "Patriot", New England variety. (The absolute surest way to get arrested in NYC, though, will be to protest while wearing any form of Red Sox gear.)

[Renew Deal]

53. Hopefully they don't take away Pitt's Blackberry.

Then the cops are screwed.

[radwriter0555]

55. Do we have a pool of bail money set up? I'll donate!!!

Never hurts to have it on hand!

[rbnyc]

56. Stop by and see me.

I can't march, but I'll be around on Sunday. PM me and if I know you, I'll tell you where.

[MissMillie]

57. I hear that Kleeb kid is prone to public drunkedness (n/t)

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