A Friday Good Morning Joke! (Caution: Not for the kiddies!)

[YellowRubberDuckie]

My uncle in Fresno California sent this to me this morning. Thought ya'll would enjoy it.


Two rednecks walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk
about their moonshine operation.


Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.


One of the rednecks looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"


The woman shakes her head "No".


Kin ya breathe?"


The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.


The redneck walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.


The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.


As she begins to breathe again, the redneck walks slowly back to the
bar.

His partner says:
"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver", but
I ain't never seed nobody do it!"


Have a great day, you guys.
Duckie

[GOPisEvil]

1. Cute!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Kick

:kick:

[Beer Snob-50]

3. LOL

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Kick again