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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:22 AM
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Poll question: Why do you poop in the handicapped stall?
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:23 AM
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1. "bomber pilot"
almost made me spit out my diet coke!
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:24 AM
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2. Other: The Seat's Four Inches Higher
Makes getting up a lot easier.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:24 AM
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3. Bomber Pilot!!!
:bounce:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:25 AM
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4. I want to see my handiwork
I'm a toilet partition engineer. No, really! :)
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soothsayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:25 AM
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5. taller and more comfortable, more private, and sometimes it's the first
available!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:25 AM
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6. Bomber pilot!
:spank:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:26 AM
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7. I am special, dammit.
Now fuck off!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:26 AM
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8. Splash one bogey!
:bounce:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:27 AM
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9. Well, no, that would be Fighter Pilot, I'm not sure if you're trying to
tell us anything or not :evilgrin:
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:32 AM
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13. Hey - those bombers had tail gunners!
:D
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:32 AM
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14. Pffffft!!
<wiping coffee from keyboard> :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:28 AM
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10. Two words: Running start
:bounce:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:28 AM
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11. Two more words : Standing Ovation
:evilgrin:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:29 AM
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12. I pee in the women's restroom.
The urinals are pretty high off the ground, but they have hot and cold running water! :D
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:33 AM
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15. I have no idea what a 'full reversal buttfloss maneuver' is...
but it sounds interesting...:D
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-27-04 08:44 AM
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16. usually
when I have crapped in the handicapped stall it was because the other stalls were occupied and it beat the hell out of shitting in my pants.
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