What is the worst thing to find when you first get in to work?

[Magrittes Pipe]

:grr:

[DS1]

1. A dead guy holding the last cup of coffee

but I think he'd understand

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

3. I voted "other"

I hate to see a flashing red message light on the phone!

[fudge stripe cookays]

23. Ha! I'm with you!

Usually my boss wanting something I'm not in the mood to deliver!

[Magrittes Pipe]

5. Even if he were alive...

...if holding the last cup of coffee, he'd be dead soon enough. :nuke:

[soothsayer]

2. I hated finding the boss in already n/t

[meegbear]

4. People who complain about not having coffee when they walk in

You want it? YOU make it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Did you even bother to look at option #2?

Sorry, I'm a little testy this morning, as THERE IS NO FUCKING COFFEE.

[meegbear]

9. Never trust the company to have coffee

I always bring a cup in myself.

[DS1]

7. Oh Oh Oh I Know!!!!

A note on your desk invited you to a mandatory grab-bag party.

Fuck I hate mandatory parties.

[johnnie]

8. This is why I don't drink it any longer

I don't want to be a slave to any beverage. I laugh at people here now who whine and complain because they have no coffee.

[terrya]

10. Option #2. I've had to go to Starbucks and buy the coffee myself.

There's enough of us in this office to keep tabs of the coffee supply. I also know for a fact that I'm the ONLY person cleaning the damn coffee pot out.

[GOPisEvil]

11. Co-workers bitching about the coffee.

:7

[mrboba1]

12. Email.

oh, and voicemail.

:puke:

[underpants]

13. A parking spot

Duh!

[DS1]

14. Work

:7

[sundog]

15. What is the worst thing to find when you first get in to work? WORK

ugggh - I don't want to be here today :hangover:

[matcom]

16. that your secretary DIDN'T wear the lacy Teddy you bought her last night

:grr:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Or when your cube mate is playing freakin' CREED!

:mad:

[matcom]

19. ah, YES!

:mad:

[eyesroll]

18. E-mail and Internet down, and you're expecting

two e-mailed interviews to come in...

(It's back up, obviously.)

[Beer Snob-50]

20. Mike Wallace and camera crew at my desk. eom

[kcwayne]

21. Your boss waiting for you at the door with your personal items

When I worked for Texas Instruments in the early 80's, I saw this happen with regularity. They didn't care that they were totally stripping you of dignity as other employees gawked at who was the latest victim of RIF.

The day I started there, they were RIFFing about 30 people, and I thought, "What the fuck kind of company did I just pick up and move 1000 miles to work for?"

[WoodrowFan]

22. the heat

my bosses insists the A/C be turned off at night and so I have to open up the house (it's not a regular office building), open some doors and windows in the rooms with NO A/C and turn on the A/C in the rooms that have it.