Waiter explains why he was stiffed for the check

[lil-petunia]

There was this sexy female who kept harassing this guy. She was talking politics, he was talking football. It was pretty entertaining. Especially with her lowcut blouse. I mean, everything showed.

Well, she demands proof that
a) he turned democratic
b) his HIV test was negative
c) he moved out of his mother's house
all within 21 days. Talk about a demanding bitch. But, man, put her in leather and give her a whip, and I could deal with it.

Then he says, the offensive line sucks - a bunch of girlie men, he called them. Patriots should stand up and be counted, but damn it, those other left coasters are playing nasty D. He starts talking about the need for a better draft and getting manpower up to snuff, and the babe walks out.

Well, mr. Patriot pussy whipped follows her out and here I am - stuck with a $138 tab and not even a tip. I mean, she had great hooters, but that view wasn't worth the price. I'll probably lose my job now.

[xchrom]

1. proof that conservatives can't ever pay the bill.

[lil-petunia]

2. we need WillPitt's address to send the check.