Should People Be Allowed To Marry Animals?

[Placebo]

Should people be allowed to marry their animals?

I think it depends on the animal. :bounce:

[WLKjr]

1. Marry Animals?!?!?!

Sorry, but IMHO, that's just wrong...

[TroubleMan]

2. Only box turtles

nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Sure.

But they'd have to agree about whether they'd raise their children as animals or humans. I mean, what if the kittens want to be on the high school basketball team?

[Dookus]

4. it'd look like this

[freetobegay]

5. If this is your way of trying to be coy

It's not funny.

[guitar man]

6. Pickles did! <nt>

[HEyHEY]

7. No, because the animal doesn't know what it's getting into

That would be a forced marraige

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. eggzactly

(sp)

[Career Prole]

8. No...Pickles set a really bad precedent.

It just encourages them. Next thing you know they're peelin' their bananas in the Oval Office.

[Rowdyboy]

9. If there is a point to this "joke" I'd love to hear it

Otherwise, its just extremely immature or deliberately disruptive.

Your point?

[Placebo]

10. And there are no other immature or 'off topic' threads in the lounge?

lighten up, it's a joke :bounce:

[Rowdyboy]

12. It is in the Lounge.....I just get prickly

when I see references to marrying animals...Senator Sanctorum loves to compare gay relationships with "marrying animals" and those are pretty much code words that demean gays. I guess I must have just over-reacted but I really thought it was really tacky, divisive, and un-funny.

JMO.

[hyphenate]

11. No

But I do think we should have the right to adopt them as our children and claim them on our income tax.

[Guy Fawkes]

14. I would say "no" unless...

Your name is Pat Robertson.