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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:45 PM
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How do freepers perform oral sex?
They stand at opposite ends of the bedroom screaming, "Fuck you!"
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:46 PM
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1. Ok,.......that really did make me LOL
Thanks for the laugh NightTrain
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kcwayne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:46 PM
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2. What happens to Freepers when they take Viagra?
They get taller
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:49 PM
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But if they remain tall for over 4 hours, they should consult a physician
:D
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 10:24 PM
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11. no, get an evangelical to wack em real hard..
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:47 PM
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3. ...with their mouths closed
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:48 PM
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4. Poorly
Ba-boom-cha! I'll be here all week!
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:49 PM
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5. Does that mean Cheney and I are having oral sex
when I tell him to go cheney himself? Just wondering.

That was funny. I really did LOL. Woke my dog up.
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WillyT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:49 PM
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6. They Don't...
:shrug:
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:50 PM
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7. With their ears
They can't spell.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:52 PM
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8. In the locker room, with much shame and guilt
but utter joy while they're blowing their Pages, male prostitutes, buddies, locker room attendants, etc. etc. etc.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 09:53 PM
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9. Missionary style.
:evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 10:26 PM
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12. you mean with a cheap ugly ho...
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 10:20 PM
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10. usually in a crowd
on the back deck of the DC Eagle... uhmmm, someone told me that, yeah, that's it... they told me...
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amerikat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 10:31 PM
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13. I know how they do it doggie style
He sits up and begs and she rolls over and plays dead.:evilgrin: :eyes:
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