I just ate a 4 year old Maraschino cherry. Ask me anything!

[name not needed]

[Fenris]

1. Do you see any crazy colors yet?

[name not needed]

3. Nope. But if I stop posting for a period of 3 days, avenge my death.

[Fenris]

12. Avennnnnnnnge me!

[Liberal Veteran]

Oh, c'mon...that's just a myth.

Everyone knows you see pretty butterflies with 4 year old Maraschino cherries, not crazy colors (unless you used that can of old Redi-Whip at the same time).

[Jade Fox]

2. Do you have health insurance?

Man, those things are deadly brand new!

[name not needed]

5. Yeah.

[TOhioLiberal]

4. does Bush suck? nt

[name not needed]

7. Like a cheap hooker

In other words, yes

[TOhioLiberal]

10. LOL! N/T

[Amaya]

6. See ya in the emergency room

:puke:

[name not needed]

8. Lol.

:)

[jackieforthedems]

9. Why Did You Eat It?

I'm just curious.

[name not needed]

11. To see if it was still good

And it was

[Richard D]

13. Talk fast

talk very fast. The clock is ticking . . .

[name not needed]

14. I'm not going anywhere

[Richard D]

15. Just joking

Probably safe to eat a hundred year old Marachino.

[whistle]

16. The half life for maraschino cherries is 10,000 years....

...before they are placed in those little jars with sugar syrup, red dye food coloring and the unique flavor we associate with the maraschino cherry, the raw cherry is de-pitted, bleached pure white so that the coloring that is added will be uniform and that unique bright fire engine red color we so readily recognize. The product is the then treated with alum for crispness and formaldehyde to preserve the structure. Not only will you be able to answer questions now, but even after you have passed over to the other side, I believe that if you consume enough of the maraschino cherry during your lifetime, your body and internal organs will remain intact for several millennia. Bon appetite'! :party:

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Walk toward the light.

The light is calling you.

[pagerbear]

18. Did you at least pronounce Marschino correctly?

[name not needed]

19. yes

[pagerbear]

20. Glad to hear it!

I won't quiz you.

[7th_Sephiroth]

21. if you start hearing Hendrix

and there aint no radio in the room, your allready dead

[name not needed]

23. rofl!

[exJW]

22. Can I have your car?

[name not needed]

24. I don't own a car

[name not needed]

25. I just ate another one!

:D

[Lizz612]

26. Where did you find these?

Was there anything fuzzy looking growing in them?
Are you glowing in the dark yet?

[name not needed]

27. Back of the refridgerator

Nothing fuzzy, not glowing

[jackieforthedems]

28. Well...

Glad you're still alive and kicking, dude!:hi:

[name not needed]

29. Me too

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

30. Just why the hell did you do that

then again, Ive done grosser.

[Richardo]

31. Off subject, but "Marachino Cherry" is a great porn, drag or stripper name

Or all three! :D