Breaking! Keyes WILL speak at the RNC

[xray s]

Bowing to pressure from an angry mob of flat earthers, the Republican party announced that Alan Keyes will speak at the convention next week. Details;

Time; 3am on Saturday morning

Location; Madison Square Garden

In the back alley

By the dumpster

By invitation only

(If you are a rat, no invitation required. Rats are always welcome.)

:)

[Gothic Sponge]

1. You think he will bring up god?

;)

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. I'm hoping Keyes will do a Vulcan mind meld

with the Shrub, so W can tell the world how God told him to make the US a theocracy......

[vivalarev]

3. Good...Keyes is a lunatic....

anything that will help Kerry and the DNC is fine by me. Bring him on. The man shoots himself in the foot with every idiotic word that comes out of his mouth.