Montana College Student Arrested for Pooping Too Big.

[Blue-Jay]

I know some guys who should be in prison...

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PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.



Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.

Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

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[dorktv]

1. This is only something that could happen in America.

Hahahahahaha

[BiggJawn]

5. Yes, only in Murka, Land of the STUPID.....

I'd love to be the kids lawyer...."So tell me, ah, just HOW did you determine that the super-size defecation left by this Yoot was meant as a deliberate, malicious act? Or are you just pissed that you had to un-stuff the pot because you have to double-up as janitor in this great economy?"

Time was, you had to go overseas to see ugly Murkans. Now they're here at home...

[mitchtv]

2. Ashcroft will hold a press conference, evidence of mass defecation

has been found on the Canadian border. Corn kernels linked to Osama Bin Laden.

[Tom Kitten]

3. Yes...the tide has turd...

word has it Ashcroft will consider leniency if he turns stool pigeon...rumbles have already been felt amidst the bowels of the
underground upon revelation the suspect kept a secret personal diarrhea...."Let's fece it" a Justice spokesman said under cover of anal amity..."The logs this man carried may have profound impotence for us all"...



ed:sp

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Press Release: Shit Happens