Haven't been this drunk in years --- ask me anything!

[Selwynn]

Work and life have really sucked today whooohoooooooo!

You know, there are times when the best thing you can possibly do for yourself is get drunk and forget about things for a while. I realize that can be abused, but I don't feel like that is what I'm doing....


PS -- if my writing seems fairly coherent for a drunk man, its only thanks to spell check and the 15 min it took to write this! :)

[Fenris]

1. You're too lucid to be drunk.

[DS1]

15. You'd be surprised

Lucidity and say, Captain Morgans, can be a flowing process, not unlike Oreos and Milk with a side of momentary confusion. :7

[HEyHEY]

2. Drinking what?

[Selwynn]

6. I'm drinking vodka and khalua, a la black russians

...yes wussie drinks I know.

But hey, six or so of them do the trick for a non-regluar drinker:))

[HEyHEY]

7. where is the money lebowski!

[Selwynn]

9. OMG hahah I wa thinking the SAMN THING!!

I love that movie!!!

[mark11727]

3. How was your day today, Mr. President?

[blue neen]

10. Yeah, I'd say his day sucked.

Did you think he is anesthetizing himself in any way down there in Crawford?

[RobertSeattle]

4. Is there an online equivalent to a sobriety test?

You know, something that would make you do the keyboard equivalent of a backward walk - not that I've ever had to do such a thing!

[Wickerman]

5. If you are so drunk, will you type something and NOT use spellcheck

so we can verify?

:7

[Selwynn]

8. okay

so this is me trirying to sayesomthign without spell check.. I'm laughing already because it pretty muyuch nit working well..hahaha... damn, force of habit cause me to correct a couple arrrors already...:)

[Wickerman]

14. Very nice!

you type like me on a normal day!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. Did you know this could happen to you?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=1202834

[Selwynn]

12. bwahahahahahahahaaaaa man that was just scary....

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. Sorry work and life sucked today

glad you had some vodka and kahlua to douche it all with...try not to puke...OK? and don't do this everyday...OK?