HAHAHAHA MORE Freeper Email!

[matcom]

makes me feel all warm and fuzzy! :D

come on coward fasggot, ya phony cocksucking veteran. You never served you lying traitor.

Anytime, lok me up you chickenshit woman-hang out on your traitor forum.
BTW I have come across several of your kind and each and everytime they have left crying and bloody. You just come on over boy and I will beat you to a pulp.

BTW this is a DIRECT COPY AND PASTE! no, i didn't edit a thing!

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. So how did Ooog of Cave 37 get access to the Internet?

you better be prepared to kik his az shud he iver cum aftre u!

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Fasggot? Is that dutch for something?

LOL.

[FunBobbyMucha]

36. Reminds me of Goldmember's pronunciation: Fashur (Father).

[Ducks In A Row]

43. it's really sad what freepers had devolved into.

[StopTheMorans]

3. how'd the creep get your e-mail?

[DS1]

4. Crying and bloody? Sounds like somebody forgot the lube

[shaolinmonkey]

5. Wow, I think that child was left behind.

"fasggot"? zoinks. if you're going to be a bigot, you might as well learn to spell your slurs correctly.

[pagerbear]

12. Everyone knows it's spelled "faget"

...if you believe what you see on the walls in the subway stations

[CO Liberal]

25. As in "Faget About It"

:-)

[EstimatedProphet]

6. Why are there so many closet homosexuals on Free Republic?

All they ever worry about is being around "real men". Clearly they want to be around men for something other than an argument.

[shaolinmonkey]

14. I hate that phrase, "real man". What the hell does that mean?

My brother-in-law always says shit like that. "He's not a man", "be a man", blah blah blah. Meanwhile he's almost thirty and lives at home. Dumbass.

[Renew Deal]

7. Can we have this losers email address?

[matcom]

10. PM'd it to you

have a ball

[GOPisEvil]

8. Well...in defense of this guy...

...you DO have a smiley giving another smiley a blowjob in your sig line, you phony cocksucking veteran. :P

Does he mean you are a phony cocksucker or a phony veteran? :shrug:

[TrogL]

38. that's a rimjob, not a blowjob

Get your terminology straight.

[GOPisEvil]

40. He took the blowjob one out!

Dammit matcom! :P

[matcom]

41. i did to replace it with one PM'd to me

but can't get it to work yet x(

[GOPisEvil]

42. Oh...dammit!

Stupid smilies! x(

[sniffa]

9. ooh, is he a LocaL mat?

i want in on this action.

[MichaelHarris]

11. he

wants you to "lok him up" must be kinky and into male/male bondage. Now on a side note I would love to have a shot at an asshole like this guy. Today is a good day for me to stomp some freeper ass.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

13. If you look him up...

Can I go along? Please? PLEASE???!!! Ohhhhhh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze!!!!

[underpants]

15. A few weeks ago Hannity was ruminating about how his father

BEAT patriotism and his political beliefs into him. Several of the "Hannitized" called in to wax poetic about conscious thought and choice being beaten out of them.

They are WINNERS!

[LTR]

17. I was so lucky to have liberal parents

I would hate to be like Hannity.

But then again, I think the Hannity's father story is a crock of shit.

[Brewman_Jax]

16. If you do "come on over..."

will you be selling videos? I like watching freeper scum groveling! :D :evilgrin:

[name not needed]

18. Wow

That guy is fucking stupid

[DinahMoeHum]

19. Oh, please. Another asshole with a "teenie weenie" problem.

Give him the pinkie for me.

:nuke:

[ET Awful]

20. Isn't it hysterical how these types can't believe that you can be both

a veteran AND a liberal?

I get that all the time, though nobody's ever e-mailed me about it :).

Hell, if I didn't serve, I sure wasted a shitload of time wearing BDU's on a military base and getting yelled at by drill sergeants :).

[sniffa]

21. az joe is gonna kiLL yoo

[ET Awful]

23. I think AZ Joe spent too much time in the AZ sun. :)

It done cooked his brain :)

[Liberal Veteran]

24. I've gotten that too on the Yahoo boards.

My usual response is: Tell to my DD214, friend. I can produce mine on moment's notice, unlike some people who shall remain unnamed.

[LTR]

22. AZ Joe is a sad, sad man

The stuff he's sent me used to be funny, but I just got bored with it and sent him an email telling him to knock it off. Likely, he'll just keep sending me this bullshit.

I checked the server records on my message board and I noticed he still lurks over there A LOT. Up to 6-7 visits per day after I banned him. Think he's obsessed with me?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. sign em up for ACLU newsletters!

Or Planned Parenthood!

[ET Awful]

28. Nah, sign him up for NAMBLA, that'll teach him :) n/t

[sniffa]

29. he probabLy Looks Like marLon brando

you're referring to the nationaL association of marLon brando Look aLikes, right? :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. National association of Man/Boxturtle Love Affairs

:)

[LTR]

35. Ehhh... he already tried that on me

Child molestation is a bit over the top. That's when I told him to knock that shit off.

[lovedems]

27. Yikes! Is this the direction of the republican party?

Dumbass morans who are full of hate and can't spell their way out of a paper bag? Well, he makes a good case for funding education. :shrug:

[billybob537]

31. Yes this is the direction

Because LIES don't work on smart people. Only Millioneers racists and MORANS will be attracted to the republican "PARTY" Maybe it's a selfpity party.

[lovedems]

32. Agreed. It is like The Big Dog said on The Daily Show,

"When people think, democrats win." I guess we are witnessing the "dumbing down" of America by the republican party via Faux, Limbaugh, Hannity, et al. No wonder the republicans underfund education. :shrug:

My brother is a classic example of being "dumbed down". He is a college graduate who has a false sense of patriotism because he listens to Hannity. He thinks Al Gore's speeches are treasonous but can't find the treason in outing a CIA agent. All I can do is tell him what an idiot he has become.

[LTR]

44. "No wonder the republicans underfund education"

HAHAHAHA!!!

Great line!!!

[billybob537]

45. Ask him to take an IQ test

just so he will know he's stupid. { it works }

[RebelOne]

33. Sign him up for lots of spam. Check out this link.

http://www.toastedspam.com/freespamlist

[Surf Cowboy]

34. Find out his address and give it to me.

If it's anywhere close, I'll call his bluff. I was Golden Gloves. If he has any teeth left, I'll take a picture. Those that hit the ground and are found are to be auctioned off in a DU fundraiser.

[MikeG]

37. Sounds like Poppy to me.

[Sweet Freedom]

39. you chickenshit woman-hang out on your traitor forum

WTF does this mean? Or did he mean: "you chickenshit woman, hang-out-on-your-traitor forum"? Cuz then I get it :think: