Another new boyfriend

[pagerbear]

Alexandre Despatie, 19 y.o. Canadian diver who took silver in the springboard. Woof!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

1. He's making a weird face,

I think his feet are deformed and he's not NEARLY hairy enough.


(I'm impersonating my single girlfriends, who, if Mister Perfect landed in their lap, they'd FIND something to criticize. It drives me bonkers.)

But he seriously is lacking in furriness.

[pagerbear]

3. I think they do that for aerodynamics

He probably has normal body hair during the off-season.

[sundog]

10. I think a certain amount of divers/ swimmers should be instructed...

not to shave...for entertainment value of course :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

2. Doesn't look like he has much of a package

but hey, motion of the ocean and all that. :)

[pagerbear]

4. Well, Will.....

I haven't seen what you've got to offer!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. There was....shrinkage.

[Endangered Specie]

5. This thread is SEXIST!!

;)

[pagerbear]

7. Is it sexist for one man to objectify another man?

[pagerbear]

6. Pagerkick

[terrya]

8. Isn't he beautiful?

You have absolutely superb taste, my friend.

I've seen him...a gorgeous, gorgeous man.

And doesn't, even from the television set, set off your gaydar??

:-)

T

[Terran]

9. Oh come on..."WOOF!"?

That term is reserved for big hairy men with muscle guts. I mean, your 19 year old is okay and all, but he ain't woofy. Very few 19 year olds can BE woofy.

[pagerbear]

11. My woof is not as narrow as yours, apparently.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. I hear that!

WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!

[ronnykmarshall]

16. I didn't know we had "woof" rules.

Please provide the correct memo and I'll know just where to stick it.

[Terran]

18. Hey, sorry gentlemen.

Clearly it's not a 'rule', but IMO you're both co-opting the meaning of "woof". I wouldn't use it to describe that kid any more than I would use it to describe a woman--it jjst doesn't compute for me, linguistically. No offense meant, it's just my opinion.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. None taken

I just wanted to use that line from "9 to 5".

[Terran]

21. Oh you!

:loveya:

I love that movie. Now Dabney Coleman, HE was WOOFY.

[ronnykmarshall]

24. You gotta nice ass, Frank!

I loved when the three of them had their fantasies of knocking off the boss.

[EstimatedProphet]

13. How does he manage to levitate like that?

Impressive...

[redqueen]

14. You have such good taste, pagerbear...

Woof indeed!

[TexasBushwhacker]

17. I know they shave their legs

but he even shaves his armpits!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. yummy

:evilgrin:

pagerbear though i like you a lot, i may steal your new bf.

[pagerbear]

22. Only if I can steal yours!

No. Wait. Um.....

[LDS Jock]

23. He is beautiful

Sexy French Canadian. Gay marriages are legal there.. maybe I should pack and head north.