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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:03 PM Original message |
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it? |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
1. It Depends |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:07 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Hmmmmm |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:12 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. That's not Jesus, that's General Zod! |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:11 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. That's not Jesus! That's John Lennon! |
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Lone_Wolf_Moderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
3. The question is flawed, |
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GiovanniC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:26 PM Response to Reply #3 |
10. If Jesus Cannot Make a Burrito So Hot He Cannot Eat It |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 02:18 PM Response to Reply #10 |
14. Holy Russell's Paradox Batman, |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:34 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. A man who died from crucifixion could never handle pure lava |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
6. Mmmmmmm.... burritos.... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
7. bean or beef? |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
8. Shouldn't your headline read 'He Himself'? |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. Yes, because Jesus was "only human". |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
11. Yes |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 01:33 PM Response to Original message |
12. I'm just an ordinary mortal. I can't presume to know what He would do. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
15. I believe I am correct that burritos weren't invented until the 16th |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 02:32 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Couldn't Jesus fire the microradiowaves from his eyes? |
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kiahzero (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
17. Begging the question - you presume limitations on omnipotence |
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denverbill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
18. Of course he could. |
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mrboxers (15 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 03:46 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. Givin' me a headache |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 03:41 PM Response to Original message |
19. Dammit, Jesus wasn't Merlin the Magician |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 06:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. There's a reason Homer is depicted above |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 08:34 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. I'm not hep to pop culture. |
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 09:31 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. You should feel lucky your not plagued with this head full of useless crap |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Aug-23-04 10:41 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Oh, I didn't say I don't have a head full of useless crap |
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