My candidate's penis is bigger than your candidate's penis!

[Colin Ex]

NOW what're you going to do? My candidate is going to slap your candidate back to the Stone Age!

-C

[RobertSeattle]

1. Your candidate's Mom wears Army Boots!

...Wait - these are Democrats - might be true!

[Colin Ex]

5. No, YOURS!

Whaaaaaa! Mommy, he's breathing my air!!

-C

[arwalden]

2. Oh My Gay Stars!

How do you know?

Can I see it too? LOL!

-- Allen

[demnan]

3. Unfair!

What about Carol Mosby Braun?

[Colin Ex]

4. My candidate

has a bigger penis than she does!

So there! NOW who's on top? I mean... uh...

-C

[Kamika]

6. oh yeah?

My candidates dad is stronger then your candidates dad!

[Wetzelbill]

8. Is this the Freep site?

[Colin Ex]

9. Oh YEAH?!

Well, my candidate's dad has a better chain saw! And... uh... your mom!

-C

[booksenkatz]

11. Zat so?

Well, my candidate's dog can kick the living shit out of your candidate's dog!

Nyah nyah!

edited because vicious threat contained a typo

[dawg]

7. Don't be so sure ....

My candidate is a "grower" not a "show-er".

[Colin Ex]

10. Touche! (nt)

[KamaAina]

12. That's it. I'm switching my support to Carol Moseley-Braun.

thereby rendering the whole discussion moot.

[Career Prole]

13. Are we really going by penis size?

In that case, I hereby accept the nomination.
:evilgrin:

[underpants]

14. But can your candidate's penis travel back in time?

And convince a guy to NOT file SEC paperwork andthen blame it on the Post Office?

THAT's some penis.

[GOPisEvil]

15. Yeah, but is his penis detachable?

King Missile in '04! :thumbsup:

[underpants]

16. It's detachable.This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[underpants]

17. Honey I'd love to wear a condom but....it just that.....it 's too tight

Uh-huh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[dawg]

18. Is it just me, or ...

does that condom look like it's open on both ends?

[Cheswick2.0]

19. What if my Candidate doesn't have a penis??? HUH???

x(

[Kat45]

20. How do you know? Did you measure them?