I WANT TO KILL THE UNOFFICIAL WENDYS SPOKESMAN

[Skittles]

I WANT TO KICK HIS ASS.

[LoisMustDie]

1. Chamomile tea

Make you feel better.

[Skittles]

3. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS TOO

:7

[Kahuna]

9. Damn Skittles. She's a newbie. You wanna scare her off the forum??

:scared:

[Skittles]

12. *HE* WANTS TO KILL LOIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nt

[Kahuna]

16. LOL! You so crazy..

:hi:

[Skittles]

23. HOWDY B ACK AT YA SWEET KAHUNA

:hi:

[muchacho]

10. yes yes

stick chamomile tea up his ass!!!

smashing idea!

[Kahuna]

11. Dear Ms. LMD. Forum rules: Don't feed the beast...

She will not only devour you but all of your small children too. :scared:

I kinda thought that chamomile suggestion was a good one though. }(

[Rhiannon12866]

28. Welcome to DU, LoisMustDie!

Don't mind Skittles. She wants to kick everybody's ass. If you really believe this about Lois, you may be kindred spirits! Anyway, glad to have you with us and I will try the tea.:-)

[DS1]

2. Make your mind up and execute the plan

Words specifically chosen.

[MikeG]

4. If you succeed, I want his job. I LOVE WENDY'S

Can I? Can I?

[Pirate Smile]

5. Why????

[Skittles]

8. HE JUST F***ING ANNOYS ME PIRATE

THAT IS ENOUGH FOR SKITTLES

[Pirate Smile]

15. Well, then that's enough for me too, those Bastards!

[Downtown Hound]

6. I'll do it for fifty bucks

Just curious, but ah, what did he do?

I'll still do it for fifty bucks.

[ProudGerman]

13. He's the single most annoying thing since Jar Jar

God, to think they went from Dave Thomas, to this ass. Mr Wendy is the worst corporate spokemen I've ever seen or heard. When I hear him on the radio, I want to kick his nuts up around his ears. It worse on TV, then I want to drag him behind a pick up across 50 miles of crushed glass.

Corporate spokeman aren't supposed to make you want to do those things. But that's not the greatest horror of all. Because I avoid this douche at all costs, I almost was never made aware that Wendy's had brought back the Bacon Mushroom Melt.

[Skittles]

25. OOH THE BACON MUSHROOM MELT

I WILL HAVE TO TRY THAT. *slobber*

[Deja Q]

7. I saw a huge poster of him at my local outlet...

Silver hair, white skin (looks like a real cracker), big chiclet-toothed grin, $10,000 suit, holding out a tray of his food-flavored grease...

Needless to say, he scared me off. Corporate pompous, self-aggrandizing nit-wit of a jack-ass.

[ProdigalJunkMail]

14. WE WANTS TO KILL THAT SIX FLAGS

dancing F%$&ER! WE HATES IT...

weProdigal

[scottcsmith]

17. I want to stab him with a trident

And make him drink a lava lamp.

Also, the guy from Jack in the Box is of no use to me.

Ditto the Hamburgler from McDonald's who, it should be noted, sets a bad example for children via his illegal activities, the theft of hamburgers.

And if I could go back in time I would line up the following pitchmen/women:

1) The big bald Australian Energizer guy.
2) "Herb" from Burger King.
3) The "Where's The Beef Lady" from Wendy's.
4) Colonel Harland Sanders.
5) The Bartles & James guys.
6) Bruce Willis (when he pitched Seagrams wine coolers).

I can't think of anyone else.

[nickgutierrez]

18. Kick his ass!

Stupid commercials. That guy has it coming.

Along with the people who came up with the idea for the series.

[curse10]

19. Ever since Dave Thomas died Wendy's ads have gone to shit!

I change the channel or mute the stupid ones they have now

[SmileyBoy]

21. The Dave Thomas ads were dignified.

And the ad agency they used was better.

I still remember "Where's the beef?" and "Is next... SVIMVEAR!!!"

[SmileyBoy]

20. Let's gang up on him, Skittles.

You know I'm a big guy.;)

[Skittles]

24. I could kick that little wimp easily

I practice a lot on Matcom and GOPisEvil

[mitchum]

22. I WILL HELP YOU

[Bombtrack]

26. Kevin Millar is the spokesman in the Boston area.

He plays for the red sox, and his commercials are very annoying, as is he, even if he did make the 2003 season extra great. (and he's been batting like 400 for the last couple months)

I haven't seen another new spokesman.

[Rhiannon12866]

27. He is really an idiot. I'm right on board with this

BTW, his long-suffering wife should also kick his a**, instead of covering up for him, LOL!:grr:

[underpants]

29. I understand but i think it is pretty funny

in that"sort of a loner-kept to himself-never really talked to anyone" kinda way

:scared: