Chimp's Presidential Library won't contain any books

[malatesta1137]

oh why did I discover their website, now I can't get enough!!

NO-BOOK BUSH!

'It would be hypocritical' says non-reading Dubya

By SCOTT STEVENS

THE PRESIDENTIAL library that President Bush plans to build upon leaving office won't contain any books -- because it's an open secret that the President doesn't read, and he doesn't want to be portrayed as a hypocrite!

That's the startling claim from an anonymous White House insider.

"President Bush is proud of the fact that he doesn't read and makes decisions 'from his gut,' " the insider says.

"He doesn't keep books in the White House, so he thinks it would be hypocritical to fill up his library with them."

more at:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61649

[mike_c]

1. every copy of My Pet Goat in existence will be housed there....

Mostly shelved upside down.

[Racenut20]

2. hehehe. And an X-Ray of his gut.

[Lefty48197]

3. Not even the hungry little caterpillar?

or the Turner Diaries?

[mirounga]

4. It will contain one book

"President for Dummies"