I am full of self-hatred.

[MichelleMalkin]

Ask me anything.

[gmoney]

1. I don't blame you... you deserve it.

Not so much a question, as a statement of the bleedin' obvious.

[KG]

2. obviously, you got enough hate left over for people

that don't think like you. ever consider offing youself to end your misery?

[MichelleMalkin]

6. At this point in my career, I am considering all options.

[salinen]

3. What event from childhood

turned you into such a raging ***t?

[MichelleMalkin]

11. It had something to do wtih me being dropped on the head

repeatedly.

[Bunny]

4. I'm full of hatred for you, so you needn't feel alone, dear!

n/t

[Maestro]

5. It's not worth hatin' yourself

We all make mistakes, unless you voted for Dubya in the last elections. Hope things get better for you. And the question: Why do you hate yourself?

[NMDemDist2]

8. ROFL maestro it's a joke

MM has been making the rounds of the cable news shows shilling for the Scumboat Vets for bush

[Maestro]

16. Oh crap, didn't look at the name really

[MichelleMalkin]

12. I look in the mirror

and wish I could be white. What else could explain my strong belief that people who look like me should be racially profiled and put into camps.

[MrScorpio]

7. I have to ask. What's it like being a xenophobic nutjob?

I'm sure the self hatred helps, right?

[MichelleMalkin]

15. That definitely helps, but ...

but the cash the suckers at Degenerate Press and Fox News throw at me puts the icing on the cake.

[2Design]

9. welcome to du... I'll say a pray for you

[tandot]

10. Don't be so hard on yourself, Michelle...the majority of America hates you

even more than you ever could hate yourself.

:evilgrin:

[elperromagico]

13. Here's a doozy: Do you think John Kerry shot himself?!?

DO YOU THINK JOHN KERRY SHOT HIMSELF?!?
DO YOU THINK JOHN KERRY SHOT HIMSELF?!?
DO YOU THINK JOHN KERRY SHOT HIMSELF?!?
DO YOU THINK JOHN KERRY SHOT HIMSELF?!?

That was fun. :)

[MichelleMalkin]

19. Most definitely

In fact I once shot myself in the leg in order to avoid a trip to the dentist.

[elperromagico]

24. I bit myself five years ago so I would have a better chance

of being elected City Dogcatcher.

[bo44]

14. Your position on California lawmakers in the 20th century passing laws

that prohibited Manongs from marrying white girls and from owning property?

[MichelleMalkin]

23. Manongs ????

I dont know, I always thought those were a kind of fruit. Oops, those are Mangos.(Duh, wanna-be blonde moment)

[bo44]

26. Adult men of respect

In this case the many Pinoys brought to Cali to work in the fields during the 30's and 40's.

[Soopercali]

17. Is it true...

That Bill O'Reilly is the father of your son?

PROVE IT!!!!!

[MichelleMalkin]

25. Absolutely false.

Michael Savage will be the only man whom fathers my children.

[Mojambo]

18. You picked a worthy target.

JK
:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

20. "i hate people" is my catchphrase

this is my hate-filled question for you:

are you a hate-filled dem hanging out out a hate-filled website?

then just remember this:

"i hate people"

[Zomby Woof]

21. LMAO

:D

[Stew225]

22. Are you dating Chris Mathews? (eom)

[MichelleMalkin]

27. My lust for Tweety is unrequited

I just cannot help myself. There is something about men who look like Warner Bros. characters.

[argyl]

28. You're a DUer who's maliciously posted as Michelle Malkin on this lefty,

commie site.If the freepers get wind of this her career is ruined.This is wickedly funny;I wish I'd thought of it.

[Nlighten1]

29. What...

color panties are you wearing?

[MichelleMalkin]

32. I am not wearing any clothes.

Hey handsome, I love men who look like Warner Bros. characters. Do you look like Elmer Fudd.

[Nlighten1]

I'll look like who ever you want me too.

Just put a bag over my head and imagine me saying..."I'm dwiving in my car"...

[nosmokes]

30. who did you blow when you were an intern?

[MichelleMalkin]

33. That's a personal matter between me and Mr. Gingrich

[salvorhardin]

31. I have a question Michelle

Can you make your eyes go 'round'n'round just like you did on Hardball? Whee golly! That was fun! Do it again! Pretty please?

[MichelleMalkin]

36. Sorry, it makes me nauseous.

I only save it for hotties like Chris Matthews.

[huntsvilledem]

34. LMAO!!! n/t

[NightTrain]

35. Were you born a douche bag, or did you have to work at it?

Either way, it worked out fine, Michelle, because you're certainly a douche bag now!

[DU GrovelBot]

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[MichelleMalkin]

38. I actually did.

Even a fascist lover like myself cannot resist the Grovelbot.

[Torgo Johnson]

39. You're becoming tiring, Michelle

[MichelleMalkin]

40. Bite me.

At least I am not some loser from Ohio with a Tom Servo avatar who thought he would impress people by taking on the persona of an ignorant right-winger, thereby making more posts during one day as this person, then he did during any day as his real screen name. What a loser.

P.S Non run-on sentences are for liberals.

[drumwolf]

41. LOL!

Hey Michelle,

You've already publicly singled out DU for criticism in the past. How much of a hissy fit are you going to throw when you find out that some America-hating pinko leftist is mocking you with a parody "MichelleMalkin" account on DU? :D

[Name removed]

42. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Torgo Johnson]

45. You more than deserved it.

[MichelleMalkin]

46. Now your replying to yourself...

by using two different browsers. How much more lower can you go ?

[Torgo Johnson]

47. I have no idea what you are talking about

And for that insult, I just stole your avatar.

[Torgo Johnson]

49. You deleted me insulting myself.

:evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

43. LOL... Well, good for you, Michelle... you should hate yourself

and congratulations on the back-peddling... what an idiot you are. The only friends you have left are Rush Limpdick and freepers. :bounce:

[Magrittes Pipe]

44. Me too!

I turn everything to ashes!

[Torgo Johnson]

48. Say Goodbye to Michelle, Boys and Girls

I had a crappy day at work today and decided to blow off steam by aiming
for an easy target. I decided to have her tombstoned because she could have eventually had more posts than me, which would have been truly pathetic. In the meantime, I think I will keep this avatar as an memento.

Now i'm going to bed.