Did you see Steve Martin's movie, "Roxanne?"

[Bertha Venation]

Help me remember all the one-liners he used to show up the asshole in the bar.

[Bertha Venation]

1. Pardon me. Is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?

[Bertha Venation]

2. come on, I can't be the only one who loved that movie....

[Kolesar]

3. Well, I loved it

When I bought a VCR, I caught up on all the Steve Martin movies. It has been many years, and I forget the scenes.

[bmbmd]

4. Your name wouldn't be

Dick, would it?

You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
It must be wonderful to wake up and smell the coffee-in Cleveland.
"He's got the whole world, in his nose".
How fabulous to be able to smell your own ear.
It's not the size of the nose, it's what's in it.

I give up now.

[Bertha Venation]

8. you did very well!

[Jokerman]

5. Did your parents lose a bet with God? (link to the rest)

That and many more at the following link:

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0093886/quotes

[Rainbowreflect]

6. I remember the movie, but not the one-liners.

I wish I did because I do remember they were great.
Getting old & losing you memory sucks!

[Bertha Venation]

7. When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?

[Misunderestimator]

9. Loved that movie... and love Steve Martin.

But can't remember a single line from it :shrug:

[Bertha Venation]

10. Do you remember the scene where he's in the drug store?

And the mousy clerk is trying to show him how to put on powder so that "it appears as if there's less actual acreage -- I mean, area . . . ."