What would you ~really~ like to see in place of the third prez debate..

[DS1]

Chess match?
Timed Rubik's cube competition?
Crossword puzzle?
That electrified missile game from Never Say Never Again?
Hot dog eatin competition?
Belly Flop?
Duel?

[underpants]

1. Horse race

One horse each

[LynzM]

2. Sharpshooter competition,

Followed by a game of chess, followed by Jeopardy :evilgrin:

[LastKnight]

3. rorshok's test?

isnt that the ink blot thing? yea...

every bush anwser would be something like...

Terra'
terr'ist
saddam
evildooer
evil weapons

what would kerry's anwsers be like? donno.

-LK

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. Do you mean the coveted Horshack Test?

Oooo Ooooo Oooooo!!!! Mistah Moderatahhhh!

[WinterStorm]

10. * would see 9/11 on every ink blot

:dunce:

[LastKnight]

4. how bout a game of scrabble? nt

[DS1]

6. I"m sorry Mr. President

NUKLR doesn't count

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. aheh aheh ahehe Ah spellinated it wrong... lemme try it agin'

lesse now...

NUKULUR

There you go. NUKULUR

[CanuckAmok]

7. Impeachment proceedings? "Murder, She Wrote" Marathon?

"Watching Paint Dry", hosted by Gwyn Dyer and Larry King?

[matcom]

9. "Pin My Medals On My Opponent's Nipples" Game

:D

[NewJeffCT]

11. Simple

Debates in the old Lincoln-Douglas format where you had to speak at length, allow your opponent to rebut/speak at length, and then you finish up with your rebuttal.

[LatteLib]

12. A Sumo Wrestling match starring

Candy Crawley

[moof]

13. Is a public mass execution by hanging of traitors out of the question ?

[LynneSin]

14. Olympic Rhythm Gymnastics

Seriously - why is this a sport? Look, I jump, I prance, I throw a ball and catch it!

:eyes:

Heck, let's just have Olympic TiddlyWinks