Frog Poop!

[fudge stripe cookays]

In the vein of the "What do you call your sweetie?" thread from the other day.....

My beloved has just earned himself a new one, to go along with "Butthead" and "Sparky."

While walking the dog, he often encounters much interesting fauna during the jaunt (we live a few yards away from a pretty decent sized lake).

I just put a pond in our backyard a couple months ago, so he's been keeping an eye out for potential denizens to transport back and keep the mosquito population down to 0.

Tonight, he found me a very handsome frog, which proceeded to poop all over his hand before he dropped the little guy in for a swim. I told him we better buy some Compound W cuz now he's gonna have warts! Yuck!

So next time you meet him, DUers, you know what to do! ;-)
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[Dookus]

1. Unless

he stuck that frog up his ass, Compound W might be a better solution than Preparation H. :P

[fudge stripe cookays]

2. Good Lord. How mortifying.

You know you've been working too hard when..... ;-)

[Dookus]

5. lol

damn... you changed it :)

[Dookus]

6. lol

damn... you changed it :)

[reprehensor]

3. Bi*ches, man.

:(

[name not needed]

4. Frogs shit when you pick them up

I remember back in 7th grade, 120 of us went to a camp up in Northeastern Pennsylvania. The first night, we saw a park ranger with an assload of creatures with him. He picks up the frog to bring it around and show people, and it shits all over the floor.