I'm giving away Stars...

[DemWitch]

In honor of my 500th post, and the fact it's payday, I'm offering 3 donations of 10 bucks for 3 DU'ers to get their stars...

Ahhhh... but you need to work for it...

The 3 posts that most accuratly describes why Bill O'Reilly is the way he is gets a donation in thier name. And as O'Lielly always says, "make it pithy when you opine" and make us laugh!

Winners will be announced at 1030pm.

[Kahuna]

1. Me!

:D On Edit: Withdrawn. I want nothing to do with O'Lielly. :pukes:

[CanuckAmok]

2. He was dropped on his head, repeatedly, as a baby, then as...

...a toddler, then as a child, then a teen, then as a young adult, and finally, all the time.

[DieboldMustDie]

7. Actually, as O'Rielley tells it, he was beaten by his father until...

in his late teens he realized that, "hey! I'm bigger than he is now" and decided to fight back. After that, he says, the old man stopped whacking him around and showed him more respect. I think this could very well have given rise to his "best defense is a good offense" style, though of course now he's using it on people who never did him any harm. :shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

3. I think that Bill O'Rielly is suffering from what I like to call

"Big truck" syndrome. This is the disorder where some people buy, say, a big truck to make up for something else... Anyway, O'Rielly makes up for his natural deficiencies by being a total bastard. If you read his books, you will also note that he is trying to cover up his lack of masculinity by *constantly* talking about sex.

[alphafemale]

4. He's not even human. He's a baboon who transgressed and was cursed.

And converted into a human.

But an inverted human.

This is why his face is red and blotchy and he speaks out of his a**.

[vivalarev]

5. My opinion

Is that he acts this way to get attention. hes covered the entertainment beat before so he know what sells. he has views, as twisted as they are, and he takes them to an extreme level in order to get noticed. and its worked well for him. hes a whore not only to make republicans happy, but to cash in on being their pimp.

[peacefreak]

6. Let's see..

O_obtuse
R_revolting
E_ego maniac
I_ignorant
L_liar (that one was easy)
L_low life
Y_yammer

[PassingFair]

8. Ancient Irish Curse

Ancestor misunderstood that he was supposed to "Kiss" the Blarney Stone, not "Piss" on it!

[SoCalDem]

9. I've always been partial to the North Star...can ya hook me up??

:)These others are nice too..I'm not picky

[Liberal Veteran]

10. I want Sirius!

:)

[DemWitch]

11. All were good... but I can only afford three...

And the winners are...

peasfreak
Guy Fawkes
CanuckAmok

Donations to be made in your names... stars on the way.

[NMDemDist2]

14. Canuck already had a star

:shrug:

[alphafemale]

12. Applause and congrats to the winners!

And DemWitch?
:yourock:

[peacefreak]

13. Good morning

and public kisses for Demwitch, a true Wiccan gentleman. O8)