Giant robot named X10 wins everything in the Olympics 2036

Guy Fawkes

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Wed Aug-18-04 05:14 PM
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Giant robot named X10 wins everything in the Olympics 2036

Oops, did I give it away? sorry. :silly:

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eyesroll

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Wed Aug-18-04 05:16 PM
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1. Wow! And to think...he got his start as a spy cam, in the very first

pop-up ad. *Sniff!* He's come a long way! </cue sappy video narrated by the reanimated corpse of Bob Costas>

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Beaverhausen

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Wed Aug-18-04 05:16 PM
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2. oh man!!! I was waiting to watch that one too!

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guitar man

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Wed Aug-18-04 05:20 PM
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3. naw, never happen

Grovelbot is going to skunk him!

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Guy Fawkes

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Wed Aug-18-04 05:25 PM
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5. It's already happened in the future, it is certain to happen.

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elperromagico

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Wed Aug-18-04 05:20 PM
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4. And his proud Uncle GrovelBot is there to see it all. n/t

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Guy Fawkes

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Wed Aug-18-04 06:59 PM
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6. Kick for X10!

:kick:

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Wed Aug-18-04 07:07 PM
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7. Yeah, but I still think X10 was behind the attack on X14.

Although to be honest, listening to X14 screaming "WHY???? WHY???" after that attacker whacked it across the leg rotor with a sledgehammer really tore at my heart.

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KamaAina

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Wed Aug-18-04 07:17 PM
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8. Breaking: X10 stripped of Olympic medals in doping scandal

Edited on Wed Aug-18-04 07:18 PM by KamaAina

The giant robot tested positive for a banned substance known as STP.

:-)

Edit: Breaking, though I suppose beakers are used somewhere in the testing process...

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Guy Fawkes

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Wed Aug-18-04 07:20 PM
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9. How can it be breaking news if it hasn't happened yet?

Besides, X10 destroys all humans.

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KamaAina

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Wed Aug-18-04 07:25 PM
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10. Dunno. Ask Matt Drudge. Or maybe Stephen Hawking.

Meanwhile, I've scooped all other cyberjournalists out there by more than three full decades!!! Amateurs!!!

Besides, X10 destroys all humans.

Uh, you did know I'm part cyborg, right? :-)

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