OMG! I just got an offer to have a degree without going to school!

[mrboba1]

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Subject: Bsc for sale


we can give you a real, verifiable d-egree

Turned down for a job because you don't have a post graduate education?

Graduate now with a Bachelors de,gree and more...

no need to finish school

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Now I just have to decide whether I want a d-egree or a de,gree!
Which should I choose?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. Hooray! I want a d-egree.

No, maybe a de,gree.

Damnit! I can't choose.

[iconoclastic cat]

2. How about some Cialis and Oxycontin?

That's a hell of a combo.

[eyesroll]

3. Well, with all that money you're getting, do both!

I want a r,eal esta,te d,eal, and maybe some V!agra for my newly enlarged pen15.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. Newly enlarged pens! WHAT A DEAL!

[terrya]

4. Did it say how much it would cost for a Ph D?

I'd like to be known as "Dr. terrya". :-)

[mrboba1]

6. I think I saw somewhere that you could get one for

80 bucks.

Seriously.

looking.....

[mrboba1]

7. Here ya go...

http://www.ulc.org/catalog/index.php?cPath=30

Product Name+ Price
Christian Studies* - The Four Gospels Course $75.00
Doctor of Motivation $40.00
Dr. of Biblical Studies $60.00
Dr. of Divinity, D.D. $35.00
Dr. of Metaphysics -- old one $35.00
Metaphysics and Miracles $75.00 $70.00
Spirit-Quest - A spiritual course on metaphysics $60.00
Wiccan Studies* $60.00 $40.00


Look! some have reduced prices!!

[terrya]

9. Wow...I could be an "accredited" theologian for $35.00!!

Now, THAT's a deal. Hell, that's less than what I pay for my cable television each month. :-)

[mrboba1]

11. so when should I start calling you

Dr. terrya?

:bounce:

[terrya]

13. As soon as the check clears, mrboba1.

:bounce:

[RobertSeattle]

8. This is an email Bush got back in 1999

Subject: Presidency for sale

we can give you a real, verifiable Presidency.

Turned down for being President because you don't had a lousy military record, DUI, or bad buiness experience?

Become the figurehead President and even invade countries because you want to!

No need to get the majority of the votes or even be qualified!

Visit www.SoYouWantToBePresident.GOP

:evilgrin:

[JVS]

10. Don't do it!

Real universities won't look kindly on a breech of academic integrity if you ever do decide to go back and earn a degree for real. You might not be able to get accepted to a good program after a stunt like that.

[mrboba1]

12. don't worry.

If they can't spell degree, I ain't gettin' one from them!
:P