If You Had The Body For It, Would You Be An Exotic Dancer?

[THUNDER HANDS]

I mean, dancing in next-to-nothing isn't exactly prostitution or anything.

If I had a rock hard body that people would pay to see I'd line up and strip down. I don't begrudge anyone for using what god or the plastic surgeon gave them.

Could you, or would you do it, if you had the body to pull it off?

[terrya]

1. Sure I would.

I'd have to have washboard abs, of course. Which I currently do not have. Maybe a few inches extra of muscle all around. And just a couple of inches down there...to fill out my g-string better...:-)

But, otherwise...sure I'd strip for money. I'm an exhibitionist at heart. I don't know if there are strippers in my age group, though (45 -50)

Terry

[luaneryder]

2. I almost did once

When I actually did have the body for it in the early 70's a friend and I went to audition for exotic dancer since we needed jobs. The club owner threw some change at us to get the music started and we were to jiggle and grind for him to show our stuff. My friend went first, got the job and I chickened out.

[eyesroll]

3. Maybe on a dare...and in a strange city...

...but as I most certainly don't have the body for it, it's kind of moot.

[underseasurveyor]

4. I'm so old I remember when dancers were called

Go-Go Dancers or Go-Go Girls :-)
I answered yes and I was intrigued by the thought when I was younger. But alas I was way too shy and insecure back then.

[matcom]

5. depends. would YOU pay to see me strip?

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

6. I just have to buy enough liquor to get you to .274.

:D

[matcom]

8. shit. one bottle of Ripple and i'd do it

save you some pennies :D

[TX-RAT]

7. Not with my Catfish belly

It hasn't seen daylight in 20 yrs.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. in college, managers of Strip Clubs used to ask me all the time

but lap dancing is disgusting

[underseasurveyor]

10. I've seen your pic in the gallery

and I'm not surprised you were asked a lot. You are a very pretty woman.

"Pretty woman, walking down the street, pretty woman........"

Oh sorry got carried away.

:hi:

[iconoclastic cat]

11. Does it count if you already did?

[MaryBear]

12. "If"

I had the body

and

"if"

I could dance!

[LynzM]

13. Didn't work out

Used to have the body but couldn't have handled it emotionally... Post-kid, I could handle the emotional side, but nobody wants to look at my stomach :(

[redqueen]

14. I would have

but I'm too self-conscious.

:scared:

[Beer Snob-50]

15. can balding, semi-overweight, middle age

men do that sort of thing? if yes, heck ya i would do it. btw do men give women lap dances?

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. sort of

I was watching the E true hollywood story on Chippendales dancers, and they seemed to get right up on top of women in a lap dance-like fashion.

Just with less grinding.

[guitar man]

18. I think

they'd pay us to put our clothes back on :wow:

[Beer Snob-50]

24. before or after they finish laughing?

[Bunny]

17. I couldn't dance my way out of a paper bag, with someone else's body.

I have two left feet, and absolutely no rhythm. I cannot even play the tambourine! That's a fact!

[guitar man]

19. you'd make a perfect stripper

I can't ever remember seeing one that could actually dance.

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Would I? Shit, I already show people the Hedges junk for free!

:evilgrin:

[matcom]

26. fuck off limpdick

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Have I got a picture for you...

...you won't call me "limpdick" ever again.

[HughBeaumont]

21. Damn skippy I would

Considering I'd do it for free anyway. My body's not that bad, thank God.

[Endangered Specie]

22. Probably, I could use the cash.

But Id need to lose some serious weight, get a tan, and gain some weight elsewhere, if you know what I mean.

[djeseru]

23. Okay, at least once.

As long as I didn't have to interact with the customers because the shyness would kick in.

It's in my genes - my mom was a belly dancer when I was a young kid.

[Wheelie_Alex]

25. The closest I ever came was

when I was in the Army. I used to bounce at a tittie bar but once a week the owner would have male dancers for a women's night. The other bouncers and I still had to work, but our boss insisted on us wearing collars, cuffs (no shirt) and black jeans. I did have women wave money at me and ask me to dance.

As far as hook ups, the women were so worked up by the end of the show it was like shooting fish in a barrel.