COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING LEFT HANDED

[Endangered Specie]

1) You wipe your butt with a different hand then the one you shake with.
2) You, naturally have a higher degree of Intellect and Critical Thinking Skills. :)
3) Its a good way to strike up a conversation
4) You are a better pitcher
5) In Physics class, you dont hve to stop writing to perform the right hand rule.

[JohnKleeb]

1. youre just cooler

right handed people suck ass compared to us.

[MercutioATC]

3. Kleeb! You're a leftie?!

Very cool!

If we weren't so much better, the righties wouldn't keep trying to slow us down with right-handed scissors...

[Endangered Specie]

5. yeah, they try to get rid of us with right-handed chain saws.

[JohnKleeb]

its persecution man

lefties free ourselves from our chains.

[MercutioATC]

10. Actually, I'm a switch-hitter

Seriously, my right hand does fine motor control and my right is stronger.

I write, eat and shoot a gun left-handed.

I play baseball, shoot a bow and chainsaw right-handed.

[JohnKleeb]

11. well in baseball I am odd as hell

Throw left but hit righty but I tried to learn to hit lefty.

[MercutioATC]

21. Jeez, I thought I was weird.

Kleeb, you're a freak of nature...

;)

[JohnKleeb]

23. Hey Rickey Henderson does the same thing

Even weirder, I played third base.

[Endangered Specie]

14. Arent most guns harder to use left handed?

especially the safeties and the bolt action's?

I was so happy when the local laser tag place replaced its right handed laser guns with ambedexterous(sp) ones.

[MercutioATC]

20. The worst part is the shells eject in your face.

That part really sucks.

[JohnKleeb]

7. yep

goddamn right handed world. Yeah I am a lefty.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

16. I'm a southpaw as well. Actually, my 3/5 of my family are left-handed.

[BayouBengal07]

2. True.

Only problem is when you write, the ink or pencil graphite smudges and gets all over your hands. I don't know how famous leftie Ben Franklin ever wrote with those wet ink quills.

[Endangered Specie]

4. That happens with right handed people too...

because their hand will still go over the lines they wrote above.


Thank goodness for fast drying ink.

[MercutioATC]

6. Also, it's nearly impossible to write on clipboards...

...like at the doctor's office. At least it is for me. I have to turn the paper 180 degrees and write with the "clip" at the bottom.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

8. Leftys Unite!

We are the coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BayouBengal07]

13. Word.

Bill Clinton is left handed too.

[LARED]

9. Hummmmm

I write with my left and wipe with my right.

I guess that higher degree of intellect and critical thinking skills must be correct.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

19. Paul McCartney (I'm a fan, so....) is left-handed, hence he plays

left-handed bass, guitar, etc.

[LARED]

22. But what hand

does he wipe with? :)

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

24. Can't say, since I don't live w/ him. He probably has someone do it

for him?!

[JohnKleeb]

12. most talented people are lefty

[Endangered Specie]

15. Your family will never ask you to set the dinner table...

after you constantly keep setting it for a left handed person. (personal experience)

[JohnKleeb]

17. I'll try that

I am the only lefty after all, though I did try to convert my youngest brother to our side.

[kimchi]

18. We are the only ones in our right minds.

This thread was begging for that old joke.