COOL THINGS ABOUT BEING A FREEPER

[Endangered Specie]

1) Family Orgies
2) You can fuck sheep and not feel guilty about it
3) Whenever someones sees you reading Mein Kampf, you don't have to explain that your only reading it for "academic reasons"
4) You dont have to like anyone
5) Most major news sources are geered towards your point of view

[Bluzmann57]

1. You can be a complete idiot

and not have to make any apologies for it.

[MercutioATC]

2. Family trees with no branches are easier to draw...

[Beaverhausen]

3. Everything is black and white!

[baldguy]

4. Junior looks JUST SO PRECIOUS on his Klan Robes For Kids®

[radwriter0555]

5. SILLY, they don't READ Mein Kampf, they just carry it

around..

geesh, everyone knows that!

[jeff30997]

16. They have the illustrated version.

:)

[Momgonepostal]

6. It's socially acceptable to be a moran

and

you don't have to think before you speak

[Mandate My Ass]

7. You don't have to pay attention in class

when spelling and grammar are being taught.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. You can win every political argument with your freeper magic words

"Klintoon"
"Nuff said"
"That dog don't hunt"

or if the other side nonetheless continues to speak, you can cut them off by telling them you have a possum in the oven and have to go baste it.

[MikeG]

9. Nuance is when your sister has twin baby girls.

[Fleshdancer]

10. knowing you don't have to be smart to take the White House

:shrug:

[CanuckAmok]

11. what's "Mein Kampf"? More importantly, what's "reading"?

n/t

[alittlelark]

12. Being able to drop out of school in the 9th Grade

And having your family be proud of you, because you were the first one to make it that far!

[zeemike]

13. You can fantasize about Ann Colter without getting sick.

Whip my rock hard ass Ann, I have been such a bad boy.

[elperromagico]

14. You can steal the bedsheets in hotels

and nobody ever pesters you about it.

[jeff30997]

17. The bedsheets are ruined anyway so that's why...

Nobody ever pesters you about it.

[Mick Knox]

15. You can censor

anyone off of your site who doesnt agree with you.